Love: Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first...

By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 06:39 - United States - Flagstaff

Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first ever date. Her brother answered the door with a baseball bat, said the date was off and threatened to smash my kneecaps to pieces if I ever came back. FML

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You deserved it 1 897

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Same thing different taste

By secret_source - 17/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 093

You deserved it 2 009

Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 849

You deserved it 356

What the F, lady?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 00:49 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 195

You deserved it 2 500

Protection

By Anonymous - 03/07/2020 08:01

Today, I went on my first date in a year or so. It was going great, but after we left the restaurant, we went back to her place, where I was quickly chased out of the house by her two daughters, and her grandfather with a shotgun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 600

You deserved it 152

By JD - 02/02/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 719

You deserved it 10 451

By "liisiuu" - 13/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 030

You deserved it 895

Overreaction time

By DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 585

You deserved it 2 688

By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 115

You deserved it 11 672

Mammy's boy

By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

I agree, your life sucks 897

You deserved it 167

By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 342

You deserved it 7 441

JustJumped 22

Friday 9 October 2015 18:25

Sounds like he's called dibs.

Geckosrock99 33

Friday 9 October 2015 18:24

Someone is a bit over protective. You two are adults, too bad the brother can't act like one and let his sister have a good time.

Comments

2C0OL4SCH0OL 17

Friday 9 October 2015 20:06

He should grow up and accept the fact that his sister will date someone someday.

kevinhlee93 7

Friday 9 October 2015 20:12

You just got cockblocked by the brother...

ThrottleJockey 35

Friday 9 October 2015 20:36

Go back to your car, grab the tire iron, and tell him to bring it.

tomvertigo 17

Friday 9 October 2015 20:57

Seems a bit dramatic. Talk with her parents if that's how it's going to be.

sidpool912 14

Friday 9 October 2015 20:57

What a ****

mas12806 24

Friday 9 October 2015 21:27

Text her about the situation, I'm sure she'll work it out with you. Or she'll tell you she's uninterested

CaroLouWho 10

Friday 9 October 2015 21:52

Unless she's like, fifteen, he way overreacted. (If I had a fifteen-year-old sister and some 27-year-old took her out, I WOULD smash his kneecaps.) Otherwise, if she's old enough to date a twenty-seven-year-old, she's old enough to handle her damn self. It's one thing for her brother to warn you against hurting her, but to not let you date her at all... I hope she gave him hell.