By Traveler - 09/10/2015 02:06

Spicy
Today, I learned that your crotch can just light up on the body scanner in the airport for no apparent reason; and when that happens, a thorough pat down of that area will be performed by a confused security officer. FML
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courtneyburgessx 18

Seems like you must have a very dangerous weapon down there

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johnjkl 22

I guess your dick was just to big to be taken on the plane

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johnjkl 22

I guess your dick was just to big to be taken on the plane

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aruden 25

"Sir no hard objects can be carried on the plane.."

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coried91 28

While that caused a unfortunate delay, his ego was given a nice boost.

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Swandive235 27

One eyed snakes on a plane

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clemsi 20

I'm tired of these motherfucking dicks on the motherfucking plane jokes!

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countryb_cth 38

Not to long ago there was a news story of two TSA agents getting males to go into the x-ray but they would put in the computer that they were female so the crotch would light up as an unknown object so that the TSA agent could pat down hot guys.

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courtneyburgessx 18

Seems like you must have a very dangerous weapon down there

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chrisbeaudoin 26

Hey op, did they confiscate it?

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Grimmerie 31

Funny story - I'm trans and I wear a soft silicone packer, to simulate having a package. I was getting on a plane to New York and I was stopped going through the scanner because apparently, silicone shows up the same way a bomb would on one of those scanners. I had to show my fake dick to security to prove my trouser snake was tame. Sometimes I wonder if that security guard ever thinks about the guy who reached in his pants, pulled out his dick and threw it on the counter.

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addioty 19

That's... unfortunate. Maybe your crotch has super powers?

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jtthegr8 26

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No! It's Super Dick!!!

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sp00derman 23

hopefully it was a female security guard ;)

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Dilwann 27

Pat downs legally have to be performed by same sex personnel. So, no, it was not a female security guard.

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Solano2580 24

He could still get some enjoyment, it doesn't say his sexuality.

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khorstmye 15

Unless you consent to the opposite sex patting you down.

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oceaneyes213 21

It depends on how one presents actually. If you pass as a certain gender they will send out an agent of that gender.

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gogo44444 28

Maybe he was attracted to you and was flirting

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KatieJBabe 27

If that was the case, it wouldn't be flirting, it would be sexual assault.

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Colon_Man 17

The TSA has been busted before. They'll flag someone who they think is cute just to get to "know" them. Agents are human, after all. And most are ex cons.

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Colon_Man 17

Down votes, though? Must be a lot of TSA agents here.

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MandieL 27

Sir, you must check your package please.

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aprilnb1 18

Never know, you could hijack the plane with that thing. Lol

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