Love: Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first...

By Anonymous - 09/10/2015 06:39 - United States - Flagstaff

Today, at age 27, I went to pick up the girl I like for my first ever date. Her brother answered the door with a baseball bat, said the date was off and threatened to smash my kneecaps to pieces if I ever came back. FML

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You deserved it 1 897

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Same thing different taste

By secret_source - 17/05/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, my first date consisted of him and me in the emergency room of the hospital after his little brother hit me in the face with a baseball bat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 28 093

You deserved it 2 009

Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 849

You deserved it 356

What the F, lady?

By Anonymous - 01/09/2012 00:49 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 195

You deserved it 2 500

Protection

By Anonymous - 03/07/2020 08:01

Today, I went on my first date in a year or so. It was going great, but after we left the restaurant, we went back to her place, where I was quickly chased out of the house by her two daughters, and her grandfather with a shotgun. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 600

You deserved it 152

By JD - 02/02/2009 17:23 - United States

Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 719

You deserved it 10 451

By "liisiuu" - 13/07/2017 05:00

Today, I went on a date with a guy who turned out to be my older brother's friend. In the middle of the night we were drunk and got stuck in my room after the key broke inside the lock. My brother had to help my date climb out of the window. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 030

You deserved it 895

Overreaction time

By DayamyWuzHere - 24/11/2009 22:47 - United States

Today, some girl punched me in the face and left a huge purple bruise. Apparently, her boyfriend has been cheating on her with me, because she always sees him walking me home. Her boyfriend is my older brother, who didn't bother telling her who I was, because he "wanted to see what she would do." FML

I agree, your life sucks 48 585

You deserved it 2 688

By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 115

You deserved it 11 672

Mammy's boy

By Anonymous - 14/04/2023 22:00

Today, I went on a first date with a guy I met online. We hit it off, and he invited me back to his place. As soon as we got there, his mother came out of nowhere and started interrogating me about "my intentions." FML

I agree, your life sucks 897

You deserved it 167

By Anon - 30/01/2009 11:39 - Canada

Today, I was on a date with this girl. I attempted to put my arm around her, but I elbowed her in the face instead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 342

You deserved it 7 441

JustJumped 22

Friday 9 October 2015 18:25

Sounds like he's called dibs.

Geckosrock99 33

Friday 9 October 2015 18:24

Someone is a bit over protective. You two are adults, too bad the brother can't act like one and let his sister have a good time.

Comments

kaylie1027 4

Friday 9 October 2015 23:01

wow

worldclassrager 39

Friday 9 October 2015 23:06

It looks like you might have to meet your girl some where that's a logical thoigh

derpman123 17

Saturday 10 October 2015 0:30

you never get between an Arizona man and his sister ydi

mallow18_fml 10

Saturday 10 October 2015 1:46

Maybe the girl is like 16. That would justify such a reaction.

Le_ponderer 14

Saturday 10 October 2015 5:09

That brother of hers might be the reason she ends up forever alone. Hope she has other more reasonable, less violent kins who can more rationally assess and explain what their reservations; about you two dating are.

mergeterge 24

Saturday 10 October 2015 8:04

I feel bad for the date! What an asshole brother... I can't believe some people think it's okay to control women like that.

embracingsilence 15

Saturday 10 October 2015 8:28

Sounds like you dodged the bullet with that one.

RealSuperSand 21

Saturday 10 October 2015 9:28

You should've challenged him right then and there. You can't back down from people like that. You've got to stand up and fight for yourself. That douchecanoe deserves a few broken bones.