By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 00:26 - Iceland

Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML
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By Alma - 01/10/2024 20:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML
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UnearthlyEnemy 9

Harsh crowd. Maybe you should try another gig, another place, another crowd. It'll hit eventually! Keep trying.

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Lennes 12

It's difficult to speak in front of people, especially on a stage. Props to you. Most people don't have the guts for it.

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jgriff79 23

He gave you a Bobby Knight standing ovation.

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Amama_fml 30

At first, I read this wrong, I thought it said chain and I was like "how awful!" Then, I noticed it really says chair. Now i'm not really sure that's much of an improvement. I'm sorry OP, better luck next time!

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dav3800 7

Ouch. At least you know not to use those jokes anymore. If you do, you might take a chair to the face.

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lenor_fml 7

maybe if you stop reciting the fish list people would laugh

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Born2die 11

I miss the old-fashioned rotten tomatoes

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doritowhore 9

Should've pulled out your phone and read them some FMLs, people love laughing at other people's misfortunes...:D

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perdix 29

Wow, almost everyone stinks at open-mic night. Usually, the crowd ignores you until the management flashes you the light, thus ending your delusion that you could be a comic. You must have been beyond bad -- you were probably blatantly offensive. Did you use the n-word or something?

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Jordath_Fil 11

Perhaps you should change your jokes? The ones you're using don't seem to be working out...

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medichick 5

Well FYL for have the courage to go up there. But, YDI for not having better jokes. Practice!

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