By Anonymous - 21/08/2012 00:46 - United States - Oregon

Today, at football practice, the biggest lineman shouldered me so hard in the groin that my protective cup pushed back with enough force to crack the bone. FML
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SeahorseGuy 7

Dude, that's why I don't play football. That must have hurt. Hope you are feeling better.

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Kiki242 19

That's one of the ultimate FMLs for a guy.

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astralvagan 20

It's nothing to lose your marbles over. Put some ice on it and it will get better.... That's what coach always told us, and it usually worked

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little_one 20

Ice pack and tasty treat all in one! Nothing like fresh balls sweat to make any ice cream treat sweet and delicious!

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kailsey 5

Oh no.....poor baby...i really hope you have a speedy recovery

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tdunc34 2

Get ur shoulders lower, no way a lineman should be getting lower

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Hockeyboy4280 18

Could have ruptured your scrotum like in Blitz the League 2.

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brian_b005 3

Hopefully your testicles don't swell up like a balloons

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tne201992 12

Wow I just twitched reading this! Worse pain for us guys.

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andiewithlove 21

On the bright side, now maybe some girls will......sign your cast;D

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Stoopid_life 2

Oooh that would hurt and I shuddered when I read this and im a girl.

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EthanQHarris 3

I play football, who the hell wears cups?

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Hockeyboy4280 18

People that want to carry on the family name. I've played every sport including being a QB in football, and I always wear a cup. A lot of hockey teammates go without a cup which is beyond me. Seriously, once you pop those boys, they're gone. I've taken some fierce baseball line drives, hockey slap shots, soccer balls, etc... and I always find myself thanking God that i wore a cup. A broken arm can heal, a seperated shoulder can be snapped back into place, a concussion will heal in time, but a ruptured scrotum and/or ball is forever.

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mal2012 4

Where are you playing football, dear? You should always wear a cup! The above commenter explained it well! ^^

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junkman6 22

QB wearing a cup!? Jesus Christ kids these days need to cowboy the f*** up. Its football not patty cake mothers little children. Very few people I know who play football wear cups. Things get in the damn way. Especially if your a QB dropping back... A cup makes absolutely no sense for a QB.

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Hockeyboy4280 18

Thanks 54! 62- Okay tough guy. Football is quite possibly the dirtiest cheap-shot sport around. Players have no problem taking free shots if they know they won't be caugh by the refst, TRUST ME. Dropping back with a cup? When 2 or 3 linebackers are blitzing me, the last thing I'm worried about is "is this cup pinching me?". And not only that, but if you wear a good sized cup that fits well, it doesn't limit mobility at all.

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junkman6 22

Lmao cups throw off the drop back period. Dan Marino, John Elway, etc etc. didn't wear cups. If your an option quarterback sure whatever wear a cup you probably don't know how to drop back properly anyway. Side note if your team let the other team get away with cheap shotting their QB I'm guessing you were a douche. Cheapshots bought people a one way ticket to the sidelines courtesy of one of my linemen.

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brettrb 18

Yes true, but 90% of pros dont wear cups. Or thigh pads. Hell some dont even wear knee pads!

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