Miscellaneous: Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain...

By Anonymous - 25/01/2013 05:39 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my 6-year-old son's birthday party, I had to explain to my boyfriend that it's not okay to use condoms as party balloons. FML

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By nycol - 17/02/2012 14:13 - Australia

Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML

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By ADickySituation - 05/05/2013 04:14 - United States - Wilmette

Today, my dumbass colleague was too lazy to go buy balloons for a party in recognition of our company's huge merger. Instead, he made condom balloons. Let's just say you don't make blow up condoms for a prestigious company event. A company whose CEO is named Dick. FML

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By nature - 25/09/2017 23:15

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 04:18 - United States

Today, my husband thought it would be "funny" to put laxatives in the cakes for my son's 7th birthday party. Over 40 kids came to the party. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2019 00:01

Today, I was hosting my kid's birthday party. I had a bunch of small trinkets, so I grabbed the first container I could find to put them in. It wasn’t until I went out and someone yelled, "I’ll take a heavy flow!" that I realized it was an empty tampon box. FML

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By kahemae44 - 27/10/2009 10:20 - United States

Today, I visited my boyfriend's house excited about the romantic night he promised me. As time passed, we started making out and heading up to his room. Rose petals and candles filled his room. "How romantic", I thought. That is, until we saw his 5 year old sister blowing up condom balloons. FML

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By ravenskater - 04/04/2011 02:47

Today, I was at a grocery store with my 3 year old son. As I was picking a cereal out, an older man comes over and says, "You should have used condoms. What an ugly boy." FML

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By mandm - 24/09/2013 21:01 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML

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By facepalming all the way - 19/07/2015 06:02 - United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I had to explain to my incredibly sheltered 15-year-old brother that no, you don't wear condoms on your balls, and that they don't work by squeezing your balls so the sperm are blocked from coming out when you ejaculate. FML

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By ilikecake - 29/05/2009 11:12 - United Arab Emirates

Today, it was my boyfriend's 24th birthday. His friends were throwing him a surprise party and I was in charge of getting his birthday cake. As a joke, I got it in the shape of a penis, with a graphic marzipan design. Funny, I never knew his overly-conservative parents were invited. FML

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Friday 25 January 2013 12:07

I will now perform a magic trick. I will need a volunteer and a condom.

GriffZilla 3

Friday 25 January 2013 12:16

"But mummy, this one is strawberry flavoured"

Comments

Bemilu 4

Friday 25 January 2013 12:31

Baloons are so much more cheaper, why wouldnt he just use those?

kevsandy303 12

Friday 25 January 2013 12:38

Don't condom out of a good story later on, you should never stop telling this story! At graduations, weddings, funerals, while their actually using condoms the right way...

Eluveitie 9

Friday 25 January 2013 13:39

.. Funerals?

nnnope 26

Saturday 26 January 2013 15:55

*they're

Connect 10

Friday 25 January 2013 12:53

Imagine all the house wifes faces when they arrive to get their kids and see all the condoms.

perdix 29

Friday 25 January 2013 13:20

Since you are unmarried and have a six-year-old, you are hardly an expert on the appropriate use of condoms. With balloons you can make fun animals, but which cheap condoms, you can make fun babies!

bimbim_fml 6

Friday 25 January 2013 13:24

Can be divorced or a widow too. Also OP age is not mentioned, so you have no way of telling how old she was when she had the baby. You are quick to judge people.