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By single lady - 15/08/2011 14:45 - United States

Today, at my aunt's wedding, the time for the tossing of the bouquet came and the announcer asked for all the single ladies to gather behind the bride. I was the only one. FML

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By hairstylistprobs - 23/06/2015 03:13 - United States

Today, I attended my best friend's wedding. Instead of throwing her bouquet, she turned around and handed it to me. I was the only single lady out of 150 guests. FML

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By StillSingle - 29/06/2009 18:14 - United States

Today, I went to my friend's beautiful wedding. The only other single girl there was 5 years old. She caught the bouquet. FML

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By skid - 02/06/2015 14:59 - United States - Champaign

Today, I took part in a bouquet toss. The "single ladies" consisted of myself and several girls under the age of ten. I'm 31. FML

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No thanks!

By forever alone - 10/03/2018 09:00 - United States - New York

Today, during the garter toss at a wedding, all the eligible men yelped and scrambled, evading it like a falling meteor. They apparently wanted to stay single, rather than put it on and dance with the one who caught the bouquet, which was me. FML

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Crazy chick

By sadbuttrue. - 25/06/2014 01:06 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at my sister's wedding, I went to the very back of the crowd of women waiting to catch the bouquet. Not only did I end up catching it, I was accosted by a crazy chick who ripped it out of my hands, screaming at me in Italian. I later found out she was already engaged. FML

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By dwaggle - 02/07/2009 00:58 - United States

Today, my wife tried to catch the bouquet at my sister's wedding. Afterward I informed her that only single women were supposed to do that, and she replied "I know". My wife told me that she was divorcing me at my sister's wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2015 02:48 - Australia - Bankstown

Today, at my sister's wedding, she and I had a plan that she would purposely throw the bouquet to my girlfriend, then I would propose in front of everyone. When the bouquet landed in my girlfriend's lap, she screamed, "Ew, no way" and threw it to someone else. FML

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By not even interested - 15/10/2017 16:00

Today, at a wedding reception, I accidentally caught the bouquet. I got cussed out by the women who were fighting over it for being uninvited and party crashing. I'm a busgirl and the bouquet only landed on the tray I was holding. FML

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Forever Alone

By Lisa - 19/08/2018 23:30

Today, at my younger sister's wedding, my hospitalised grandmother called to ask if I have a boyfriend yet, both my parents wondered if I'll ever get married, and when the 13-year-old next to me caught the bouquet, his father yelled from the back to give it to me instead. FML

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By Wrongword - 17/04/2012 10:52 - China - Shanghai

Today, I congratulated a bride standing in front of a church in a white dress. Turns out she'd been stood up at the altar. She thrashed me with her bouquet. FML

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indistructo 3

Monday 15 August 2011 19:00

at least you got the bouquet

BBGxBlondie 6

Monday 15 August 2011 19:05

Your that shallow?

Comments

Cleao18317 11

Monday 15 August 2011 23:57

Not for long! Well only if you caught the bouquet..

HomeAl0ne 20

Tuesday 16 August 2011 0:16

It could have been worse. You might have gone their with your boyfriend only to see him get up when they ask for the single men to step forward.

kaykay20 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 0:18

That means your next to get married so be confident and try flirting with one of the cute single waiters or just go out on the town and have fun while finding a future sweetheart.

Alastrina_fml 20

Tuesday 16 August 2011 0:22

On the upside, you have your pick of the single guys with WAY less competition...but still, being the only one? I can see that would be a little embarassing.

tatayannmermen 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 0:42

Maybe she did that on purpose? She really wanted you to be the next one to get married!

tj4234 35

Tuesday 16 August 2011 0:50

well I hope you caught the bouquet

iislix1ii 19

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:01

Now put your hands up

hottiebrunette 0

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:40

LOL that's classic!

betticonfetti 7

Tuesday 16 August 2011 1:46

Well then, the story really will come true for you then. Supposedly, the maiden that catches the bouquet will be the next to we'd. Seeing as there are no others...