By shrek - 29/08/2016 10:26 - United States - Chattanooga

Today, my mother and I were watching a movie. She got up to go to bed, and I blurted out, "Please don't leave me." Her response: "You really need a boyfriend." FML
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Lilo4life 26

Perfectly acceptable exclamation if it was a horror film.

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Lady_Spaghetti 36

Wow--you feel bad for someone that (should) care about their partner? Do you not have a girlfriend/boyfriend? If you do, I feel bad for them.

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Lilo4life 26

Perfectly acceptable exclamation if it was a horror film.

85 3
Lady_Spaghetti 36

Wow--you feel bad for someone that (should) care about their partner? Do you not have a girlfriend/boyfriend? If you do, I feel bad for them.

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luvlu444 24

I mean, if u love someone it's perfectly normal to want to spend time with them, so assuming OP loves their mother, this shouldn't be an issue

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Sir_Cow 17

Guess you need your prince Charming.

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SpyroMello 29

Not as bad I feel for the people who still say dicks out for harambe

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Emma1562 35

That was stupid from the start, nobody even knew what harambe was or the name until he died. I thought it was just stupid.

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