Being an Aunt's wedding it is probably safe to assume that most people there are considerably older than OP, thus it isn't that bad to be the only single person when everyone else has had many more years to get married.

The good news is that all of the single guys knew who to try to nail. But, then again, you may be so ugly, they'd take their chances on hotter, married guests, or simply choose to get hammered and whack off.

U got the bouquet at least:) today wasn't a total fail

Look at it as less competition.

Hey, think of it this way, while they go home to the same thing every night you get to try a different sample of strange whenever you want. Multiple dishes at once if you choose...

:) you're the only one who can still be a good time ;) and not get into trouble for itt

at least you got the bouquet, unless it got caught on a chandelier like at the last wedding i attended :P

Hopefully the old wives tale comes true and your the next to get married! :)

u never show up single to a wedding lol

You should have put a ring on it.