By heyhijello - 09/09/2013 22:05 - United States - Oakland

Today, at my boyfriend's brother's house, I desperately needed to poop. After finishing my business, I realized the toilet wouldn't flush. I had to pull my poop out, wrap it in TP and make an excuse to go outside to throw it in a bush. The neighbor was watching. FML
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MoronsAccount1 12

I don't even have a smartass comment to make. I genuinely sympathize for your misfortune.....

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Norvi 26

I get that OP was embarrassed, but wouldn't telling the bf have been a better option?

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CrissyyyS2 22

That is more embarrassing. And if they found out... disgusting!

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CorpsmanUp88 21

im sure they neighbor didnt know what it is. got to do what you have to do :)

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Caitie_kid 8

I mean I guess once it was already in her hand... I still feel like there were a couple better options that she could have chose BEFORE fishing her own feces out of the toilet.

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challan 19

Take the back off the toilet and pull up the stopper. Its not brain surgery. What you did is immature and just plain gross.

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YoloHobo2013 6

Most likely she hasn't had this problem before so how would she know to do that? I wouldn't go out of my way to find out how a toilet works if I didn't need to.

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esines 9

But you would go out of your way to fish your own shit out of a toilet?

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greenpixi 10

Yeah, maybe age hadn't Erin into the problem before. But that's when you tell three owner id the toilet that it's broken, rather than grabbing up your own shit.

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NotoriousLES 14

#48 Apparently she did need to figure out how to work a toilet, or at least ask for help with it, and yet didn't. If anyone took their own shit out of the toilet and threw it in my bushes, I'd be pissed! I'd much rather go fix a used toilet than clean human shit and TP from my shrubberies.

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ClashParody 21

@48 I think I'd go out of my way to figure out how a toilet works before I'd go out of my way to fish out my own shit.

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JustStella 28

That's just nassssstttyyyy... ...and plain unnecessary.

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Chumsword 8

Im impressed that you could wrap it up in TP so that the smell didn't trail through where-ever you walked... Either that or they're too afraid to talk to you after watching you walk outside for a second with a log of toilet paper. Either way, ya got balls OP.

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hbake 13

Just tell the neighbor you were just fertilizing the lawn.

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iiTzNeeNerz 26

Pooper Scooper would be the perfect nickname for you.

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TheDuckofWisdom 3

You know it's pretty easy to pour a bucket of water down the toilet...

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tehdarkness 21

There's gotta be a better way!!

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