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By Anonymous - 14/08/2015 15:08 - Denmark

Today, at my grandmother's funeral, my senile grandfather kept asking me "Where's granny? I've been looking for her, but I can't find her." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2016 12:11 - United Kingdom - Pontypool

Today, my grandmother yet again asked where my grandfather is. She refuses to believe us when we tell her that he passed away 6 years ago. She always insists that he's out cheating on her and accuses us of lying to cover his arse. FML

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By Me - 03/06/2013 05:32 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML

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By Chouse - 07/09/2012 01:56 - Canada - Grande Prairie

Today, during my uncle's funeral, my four year old loudly asked, "Where's all the dead people?" FML

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Pretty vacant

By So losing the last name - 26/09/2024 06:00 - Philippines - Makati City

Today, at our usual family gathering, Big Grandpa, the family patriarch, said with his loud super authoritative voice, "Hey! Where is granddaughter?" I responded, "Here, Grandpa!" He then disgruntledly yelled, "NO! I meant my PRETTY granddaughter!" FML

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By too cool - 01/07/2014 03:59 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor. He was fashionably late because he couldn't find his sunglasses and had gone to buy new ones. FML

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Small talk

By livvlynette - 27/02/2010 10:15 - Australia

Today, I went to a family funeral. Talking to my grandfather, trying to chitchat, he said, "You're gaining weight, aren't you?" FML

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By Maxie - 08/03/2013 01:55 - United States - Chesterland

Today, after my 5-year-old finally got over his grandmother's death, we went to a store and saw a lady that looked exactly like her. She came up to us asking if we saw her grandson; I can't get my son to stop freaking out. FML

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Foot in mouth

By Anonymous - 15/06/2009 04:48 - Australia

Today, my grandpa died. I called my grandma to make sure she was going to be fine. After talking over the phone for 30 minutes or so, I told her goodbye and said, out of habit, "Say hi to grandpa for me". FML

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By avocadopurse - 09/07/2018 19:00

Today, I told my grandmother I was planning a trip to take my newborn son to meet his great-great-grandfather before it was too late. She had a guilty expression on her face. My great-grandfather died 4 months ago and my family forgot to tell me. FML

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By depresso - 13/03/2009 05:30 - Canada

Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML

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rileyrae0000 23

Saturday 15 August 2015 8:29

How are you even supposed to answer that? Like you have to keep breaking terrible news. I'm so sorry OP, FYL

TiffyTaffy96 13

Saturday 15 August 2015 8:29

So sorry for your loss OP, hopefully you'll come up something on how to tell your grandfather.

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IronMan_Mk43 20

Saturday 15 August 2015 12:21

I'm crying I'm so sorry OP that's so sad

Dexter83_fml 17

Saturday 15 August 2015 12:26

That sucks op I'm sorry having gone through the same thing myself the only advice I can give you is say they are holiday and they will be back next week. I know it's lying but it's easier on them

monkeyy1221 2

Saturday 15 August 2015 12:40

that was the most sad thing is heard I'm sorry op

daGun 18

Saturday 15 August 2015 13:26

That's depressing. sorry for your lost op.

hawaiiankitty 11

Saturday 15 August 2015 13:39

At least he remembers who she is. My grandfather doesn't recognize his wife.

grogers311 20

Saturday 15 August 2015 14:14

Wow that's hard - sorry op

janfleury 19

Saturday 15 August 2015 14:25

That is so sad. I'm sorry OP.

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 15 August 2015 14:41

F your grandpas life.

magickiss87 22

Saturday 15 August 2015 14:54

that is so sad. idk how I'd have handled that. Sorry for your loss.

shanson 22

Saturday 15 August 2015 15:32

I swear I'm not crying. It's just allergies I promise

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