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By apaterra - 04/11/2015 17:30 - United States

Today, I was at work at the library and a patron handed me some change. When I asked what it was for, he said he had found it in one of the urinals. FML

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By TzarErik - 06/08/2014 23:33 - United States - Fort Collins

Today, at work in a library, I found a dirty diaper stuffed under one of the public use computer desks. Not only was it leaking, but it had been run over several times by a rolling office chair. I had to clean it up. FML

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By Shamed - 06/09/2011 08:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on the toilet at work. After a very loud and very smelly session, I waited until the other stall had been vacated to keep my anonymity. As I leant forward for some toilet roll, my ID fell out of my pocket and into the next stall. When I came out, it was face up near the sink. FML

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By g_unit - 10/12/2009 05:24 - Canada

Today, at work, I went to fold a pair of pants that was left in a changing room to find out that someone had taken a dump in them. FML

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By Oh dear - 05/07/2012 22:15 - Saint Vincent and the Grenadines - Kingstown

Today, I was taking a dump at a public restroom. As I reached over to grab the toilet paper, I realized someone had peed on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2014 03:02 - Canada - Rosthern

Today, while at work, I went to unlock the washroom for a customer. Normally we don't allow customers to use the staff washrooms, so I was as surprised as the guy I found sitting on the toilet when I opened the door. FML

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By CathyM - 27/09/2011 05:18 - United States

Today, I was in the ER where I work as a registrar. A patient received a plastic urinal to use in his room. Most patients throw them away when they leave. He, however, decided to take it with him, and as he checked out, put it on the registration counter. Two feet from my face. It was used. FML

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By minimum wage - 02/04/2012 08:38 - Canada

Today, I walked in on a homeless guy peeing on a turd on the floor of the women's restroom at the park. I'm a janitor for the city. FML

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By toosmall - 31/01/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left. FML

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By Zahkrii - 26/12/2018 16:00

Today, while returning from a class, I stopped to use the bathroom. While in said bathroom, someone threw a chip bag filled with piss water into the stall I was using. FML

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By KP - 25/06/2009 16:22 - United States

Today, while I was working a customer notified me that the men's restroom need some attention. Thinking that there was just a small mess, I walked into the restroom only to discover someone had taken a crap in the sink. Guess who got to clean it. FML

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Thursday 5 November 2015 1:28

I have to wonder what kind of idiot reaches into a public urinal to extract some spare change but that's just me.

DocBastard 38

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:30

Note to self: library urinals are NOT wishing wells.

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JaffaMC 13

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:28

He's taking the piss.

helptheorphans 17

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:44

perfect joke for one of those youtube prank videos

Destroyer_2_2 15

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:28

I have to wonder what kind of idiot reaches into a public urinal to extract some spare change but that's just me.

friday9733 11

Thursday 5 November 2015 2:37

And then gives it to someone else.

kyrisonfusion 22

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:28

At least it didn't have to stay in there any longer.... Who knows what might've happened. Sorry OP

gosh_mate 30

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:28

Ewwwww why would he think you wanted it? I hope you sanitised your hands straight away!

brenton490 19

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:28

Sounds like urine trouble. I hope you washed your hands with bleach!

whysobeachy 37

Thursday 5 November 2015 19:29

Bear Grylls wouldn't like you too much.

shaaza 16

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:30

So the patron took the change out of a urinal and gave to you of all people? FYL op...hope washed your hand

juicy_extasy 25

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:30

Donate it and wash your hands

DocBastard 38

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:30

Note to self: library urinals are NOT wishing wells.

IdntNOthePASS 10

Thursday 5 November 2015 2:55

Are toilets wishing wells?

Lalala579121 27

Thursday 5 November 2015 5:43

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

enginsteve 17

Thursday 5 November 2015 8:57

No, you are thinking of oregano.

LegolasPrincess 10

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:30

That's just plain nasty...

epicx22 22

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:31

I hope he atleast washed it off.. But, why would he just randomly give you money from a urinal?

Fairyjoshy 13

Thursday 5 November 2015 1:53

Lost and found maybe?

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