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By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By zaynemaliksvagina - 24/06/2015 17:10 - United States - Shrewsbury

Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML

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By escortedout - 23/10/2010 23:14 - United States

Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2010 20:52 - United States

Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML

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Dude, STFU!

By Cyberdeeder - 13/10/2008 08:19

Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2013 19:37 - United States - Norcross

Today, I had a formal complaint filed against me for being outrageously rude to a customer. All I did was tell a customer that she couldn't use food stamps at the movie theater. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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By maleficunt - 03/06/2014 20:44 - United Kingdom - Cannock

Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 15:08 - United States - Venus

Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML

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By drfeelgood93 - 04/08/2010 22:14 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML

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balex_fml 0

Monday 8 August 2011 0:55

Hey that's not bad. It's very annoying when people talk in the movies!

Amrel 10

Monday 8 August 2011 0:57

No you are not i would've done it too

Comments

mmorgan9218 5

Monday 8 August 2011 17:24

I love kicking people out at work. People are very obnoxious at the movies and act like they can do what they want, so don't feel bad when giving them the boot. I know I don't

structuredchaoz 4

Monday 8 August 2011 17:59

No. People need to be respectful in public. You don't pay 50 bucks to listen to someone elses annoying laugh.

justSTOPx100 5

Tuesday 9 August 2011 18:17

...50 bucks??? What theatre do you go to?

deebabe 0

Monday 8 August 2011 18:10

Good for you i wouldve done the same thing

Lil_Lorii 0

Monday 8 August 2011 19:05

Oh yes, thats annoying shit you keep at home haha *** that lady

vixxen9 0

Monday 8 August 2011 19:10

you probably did what was best for the remaining customers.

CausingChaos 0

Monday 8 August 2011 19:19

No your not.

tylenol123 0

Monday 8 August 2011 19:45

Your not a bad person. She should shut ip and when the movie gets out on dvd she can laugh as much as she wants. I yell at ppl in a movie for being lou andbi dont work at one

Jaxx66 21

Monday 8 August 2011 20:00

Yeah. I got into an argument at a theater once. I turned around and politely asked the three people behind me to please tone down on their talking. They then got up and yelled it was a free country they could do what they wanted. I informed them it may be a free country but you pay to watch a movie and the rules are to respect your fellow movie-goers. So them and their free country got kicked out of the movie theater and I got to watch the rest in silence. Moral is. You were doing fine. Loud people in movies are annoying. Especially loud people who keep kicking your seat

RaggleFrock 13

Tuesday 9 August 2011 5:19

Classy

hoonyer 17

Monday 8 August 2011 20:25

Did you at least give her a warning first? Still, ppl pay to see the movie and they have every right to enjoy it without having to hear some obnoxious person ruining their experience.