By thepixies842 - 19/05/2014 15:34 - Canada - Warkworth

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Today, at my job at a fast-food restaurant, I once again got called into the men's bathroom to break up sex between two homeless people. FML
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McDonalds.. let the puns roll:)

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cakefete2 30

Well... if you insist. They turned the bathroom into their play place and didn't give a McShit what anyone had to say about it.

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FuKcMee 32

and that kids, is why you should stay in school

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duuuh1 11

And hope for a falling unemployment rate!

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LethalSeamonkey 15

I hate when people say drivel like this. Some people don't have a choice. I'm working 3 jobs right now just to work my way through college. Sometimes you have to do crappy jobs to help pay for a better future.

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wdthompson1 18

Which proves his point...stay in school or this will be your permanent type of job. Minimum education + minimum enthusiasm + minimum effort = minimum wage. Looking on the positive side of it you're doing what you can to either move up or start a career in a different work force.

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Justy101 23

Minimum effort? Working at Macca's is gruelling. I would know because I used to work there. The reason I put up with such a shitty job is because, here in Australia, Macca's pay is pretty damn good for a part time job. But I'd still choose less pay over working at Macca's. Oh, the things they made me do... *shivers*

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Llama_Face89 33

Hey you don't know for sure they weren't both guys.

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MiniNub 16

Either way they needed a protein shake.

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pratikp03 22

What has been seen cannot be unseen.

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blondeamazonian 18

"Uh, excuse me, um sir... excuse me sir... um hello? Excuse me, you can't- that isn't- ..."

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metalhead88 9

Sure it wasn't dirty mike and the boys

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maharb01 17

"we're going to have sex in your car, it WILL happen again!" love that movie

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xKrisSmoove 21

The Other Guys

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thomcmoore 23

So the Burger King and Dairy Queen got together and made a Carl's Jr.

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weveallbeenthere 30

bring a hose in and spray them like dogs.

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