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Thats a cheap trick to get money.
that sounds like mass extortion to me...
There must be a threat before you can even begin to have extortion and before you even say it...no playing HSM repeatedly until the money is raised is not a threat.
I'd write them a cheque for the full amount immediately
Oh thats brilliant! Why didn't we think of that?! :D
You think THAT'S an FML?! I went to East High school. Not only were the halls flooded with annoying little high schoolers (not from our school) who thought they were way cooler than they were, but they trapped us in classrooms while they were filming and we weren't allowed to leave to go to the bathroom, to lunch, or even to go home sometimes!!
They might just be genius. I'd go insane.
1. Break into the student council office and/or meeting room. 2. Place hidden speakers around the room and ready them at maximum volume. 3. Blast Nightwish's "Master Passion Greed", first verse in particular. (Some good black metal might work too, but I just recall the lines going "Who the hell are you to hell me what to do?", among other references to leeching.) 4. ???? 5. Profit!
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Sounds kind of fun to me. If you know a lot of people don't like the song, why not set up a stand selling earplugs and send those profits to Haiti as well?
Make it stop! D: