Intimacy: Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It...

By Sue Ellen - 21/04/2014 15:43 - United States - Providence

Today, at my wedding, my husband stood up to give a speech. It started out beautiful, until he told everyone how he started to fall in love with me after I blew him on our first date. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 21:22 - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. I gave a speech about the first time my wife and I met. I said I knew she was the perfect woman for me and it was love at first sight. I looked to my right as she stormed off and then realized I had told a story about my ex-girlfriend who was sitting in the crowd. FML

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By OnlyMee - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

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By jacey chreyest - 14/02/2014 21:57 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I married the love of my life. I was ecstatic until the wedding reception, where my new husband got drunk and started crying about how he'd been "forced" into marrying me. FML

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Duh…

By Anonymous - 29/09/2009 02:53 - Canada

Today, was my wedding day and I had been preparing my speech for my husband for about 3 months. At the wedding, I poured my heart out to him. Did he do the same? My husband forgot about it and right before the wedding, took his from his first marriage and changed the name. FML

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By fml - 10/08/2013 10:48 - United States - Perry

Today, my new husband and I were called up to have our first dance at our wedding. While I rested my head on his shoulder, he whispered the most romantic thing to me: "Your breath stinks." FML

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Romantic gestures

By Anonymous - 11/06/2009 14:37 - United States

Today, at my wedding, when my husband heard, "You may now kiss the bride!" he swung me down romantically and was about to plant one on me when his arm slipped, causing me to fall on the floor hitting my head, and getting a concussion. FML

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The show must go on!

By Stuckwiththebill - 28/01/2018 01:30

Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 19:01 - United States

Today, at my wedding reception, my father began his speech with "Well, I never, ever thought that this day would come," at which point the entire room, including my new husband, broke into a round of enthusiastic applause. FML

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By hannaholic - 03/07/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' came, "I suppose this is where I tell you that I'm married." FML

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Classic Jeff

By Anonymous - 02/02/2017 18:00 - United States - Peru

Today, it was my wedding day. My new husband decided it would be a good idea, when he was supposed to do his speech, to stand up and say, "Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. Genitals. That is all." FML

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misterspock 16

Monday 21 April 2014 21:52

I think you blew this out of proportion.

Brelywi 15

Monday 21 April 2014 21:54

Damn, you must give one helluva ********.

Comments

sabine123_fml 5

Tuesday 22 April 2014 12:21

In vino veritas Tmi for a wedding

Goblin182 26

Tuesday 22 April 2014 12:51

Sorry he embarrased you at "your wedding". Maybe you could do the same to him when he has his wedding.

Sangue0608 26

Sunday 4 May 2014 13:19

Pretty sure a husband and wife have the same wedding.

pdp_fml 21

Tuesday 22 April 2014 13:07

Lol, this story made me laugh. After my first date with my wife of 40 years now, I just took her home without even kissing her good night. I was scared to try to kiss her after the first date.

mybubbles2000 13

Tuesday 22 April 2014 17:23

That is back when morals existed. As well as chivalry.

vikky538 28

Tuesday 22 April 2014 14:18

those unforgettable moments...

Melkboy 7

Tuesday 22 April 2014 15:07

What are you whining about? You were the one who blew him on his first date? Did you want him to skirt around the subject or lie? Screw it, it's your wedding!

toriaaa1313 7

Tuesday 22 April 2014 17:20

I bet that blew all the guest's minds...

squideth 18

Tuesday 22 April 2014 19:40

Thank you, I'm kind of disgusted by how many people are looking down their noses at OP. Sexism and double standards are still well alive.

squarecircles 13

Tuesday 22 April 2014 21:27

There's one groom who won't be getting any when the night's through.

Xotoolyxo 16

Tuesday 22 April 2014 22:34

I'm sure your parents were very proud of you

The_Hula_Monster 10

Wednesday 23 April 2014 5:26

Damn, OP... A ******* on the first date? I'm not saying you should wait for marriage to do that stuff, but you need to hold yourself to some higher standards. INB4 "IT'S OP'S DECISION GAWD IT'S NUNN OF UR BIZNESS!!!1!" My point is that if you jump to sex on the first date, you're probably not going to have a healthy relationship, and if that relationship produced a husband like the one OP described, that's her fault.