Love: Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his...

By shades - 09/01/2012 03:43 - United Kingdom

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 19:01 - United States

Today, at my wedding reception, my father began his speech with "Well, I never, ever thought that this day would come," at which point the entire room, including my new husband, broke into a round of enthusiastic applause. FML

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By derranged - 22/04/2009 18:24 - China

Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML

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By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

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By CorCelesti - 02/06/2014 14:00 - United States

Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML

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By MoreThenFriends - 16/08/2018 22:00

Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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Free speech

By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 10:00

Today, my dad thought it would be appropriate to get drunk at my wedding and include in his father of the bride speech all the very bad things I did as a child, before I got the psychiatric help I needed. My in-laws were giving me death glares, and his nana yelled, “Shame on you!” at me. FML

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By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 22:00 - Germany - Jesteburg

Today, my dad gave a speech at my wedding. It started with, “Forty years ago, there was a tree…” and continued in the same vein about his work as a biologist. I might have been mentioned in passing. My new wife was not. FML

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By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 9 January 2012 8:51

Screw those people. You're going on a honeymoon with your new wife.

iBluePancake 4

Monday 9 January 2012 8:52

Lol hangover 2 .. Anyone??

Comments

MsMeiriona 2

Monday 9 January 2012 9:50

Everyone including your wife? Ouch.

gabbyknight1 0

Monday 9 January 2012 10:08

If she's that great then your the real winner

mooneygroove 0

Monday 9 January 2012 10:37

U should kill ur father in law

CataracsFan 10

Monday 9 January 2012 11:01

He's probably right..

Pelreskovich 11

Monday 9 January 2012 11:34

Ouch.. But according to "his little girl" you're more than enough, and that's why she chose you! Hoorah!

ProhibitionRose 14

Monday 9 January 2012 11:59

"speak now or forever hold your peace" they all can shut the hell up. If you love each other, that's all that matters.

NaomiWilliamson 5

Monday 9 January 2012 12:32

Woww what a thoughtful brother! D:

KnucklesDeep 5

Monday 9 January 2012 12:43

You have a **** for a father-in-law. If you ever hope to keep the respect of your wife, you need to stand up to the piece of shit for this uncalled for remark.