Love: Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his...

By shades - 09/01/2012 03:43 - United Kingdom

Today, at our wedding reception my new father-in-law gave his speech, saying his little girl was too good for me. Everyone, including my parents, agreed. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/08/2009 19:01 - United States

Today, at my wedding reception, my father began his speech with "Well, I never, ever thought that this day would come," at which point the entire room, including my new husband, broke into a round of enthusiastic applause. FML

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You deserved it 4 718

By derranged - 22/04/2009 18:24 - China

Today, I was the best man at a wedding and I was flirting with a cute bridesmaid. Then this old guy decides to give the newlyweds a toast. He made a crappy joke and barely anybody laughed. So I say to the girl, "Wow that sucked, who the hell does he think he is?" The girl replies, "That's my dad". FML

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You deserved it 73 487

By Anonymous - 05/12/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I got married. When my father gave me away, in front of hundreds of people, to my groom, he said, "She's your problem now." FML

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You deserved it 8 741

By CorCelesti - 02/06/2014 14:00 - United States

Today, I got married. My father saw this as a good time to give some solemn, heartfelt advice to my new husband: "That ring gets real heavy fast." I was standing right there. So was my mother. FML

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You deserved it 4 698

Rachel! Emily!

By MoreThenFriends - 16/08/2018 22:00

Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML

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News to me

By Anonymous - 18/04/2020 20:00

Today, my dad told me he liked men. While he was making a drunken speech. At my wedding. FML

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You deserved it 183

Free speech

By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 10:00

Today, my dad thought it would be appropriate to get drunk at my wedding and include in his father of the bride speech all the very bad things I did as a child, before I got the psychiatric help I needed. My in-laws were giving me death glares, and his nana yelled, “Shame on you!” at me. FML

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You deserved it 136

By fuck off, dad - 04/04/2014 21:31 - Colombia

Today, my dad had a chat with my fiancé, telling him he can do better than me, and to think carefully before going through with our wedding. FML

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You deserved it 4 240

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By Anonymous - 28/10/2024 22:00 - Germany - Jesteburg

Today, my dad gave a speech at my wedding. It started with, “Forty years ago, there was a tree…” and continued in the same vein about his work as a biologist. I might have been mentioned in passing. My new wife was not. FML

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You deserved it 77

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 050

StoryOfTheYear 14

Monday 9 January 2012 8:51

Screw those people. You're going on a honeymoon with your new wife.

iBluePancake 4

Monday 9 January 2012 8:52

Lol hangover 2 .. Anyone??

Comments

nickmed03 1

Monday 9 January 2012 14:18

Considering that you are a married man and still on FML I would've agreed also(;

desireev 17

Monday 9 January 2012 15:45

What is wrong with married people being on FML?? There are A LOT of married people on this site.. It's a form of entertainment.. Are you insinuating that only teenagers and not-settled-down people are the only ones that should be on here? If that was the case, then there wouldn't be a "Kids" section and we'd only see stories about McDonalds come out of the "Work" section.. Even the best stories from "Intimacy" come from married people!! So shut up already!! Find another site to comment on!!

bigtaytay 13

Monday 9 January 2012 14:19

Quick retaliation: "Really, you think so? Well I'm still banging your daughter so I'm doing something right"

KNA_fml 2

Monday 9 January 2012 14:42

I think that's how it'll be for me if I get married to the guy I'm with....

crazyrunnergirl 7

Monday 9 January 2012 15:01

Well not everyone agreed. You wife didn't!

hodula1 19

Monday 9 January 2012 15:29

Score! Means you married up. I'd consider that a FTW on your part.

desireev 17

Monday 9 January 2012 15:38

Yeah because a completely-fit-workaholic is what I'd want to marry.. I'm just saying.. Every father will say that his daughter is too good for her groom. And I doubt any sane woman would marry a unemployed slob like you're insinuating OP is. So maybe the advice you gave isn't the best..