Miscellaneous: Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman"....

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:33 - United States

Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman". People lose their phones on it easily, so I asked a friend who decided not to ride to put mine in her bag. When it ended, I learned she went and asked an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't find him. Employees wear yellow. FML

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Today, I went surfing, got a few rides, then realized I had my phone in my pocket. FML

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Today, I went to a theme park with my friends. I was excited to ride the rollercoasters, but just as we were about to get on the biggest one, I realized I'd had left my glasses in the car. I can't see shit without them, but I decided to go on the ride anyway. I spent the entire time screaming in terror while my friends laughed, while I couldn't see a thing. FML

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By Zyopy - 18/12/2015 08:33 - Australia - Hampton

Today, I didn't secure my friend's wheelchair well enough to my car roof before giving him a ride. It flew off mid-drive and we still haven't found it. FML

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By oh no - 06/06/2016 15:45 - United States - Rochester

Today, I set my phone down at work in the back while I helped a customer. When I came back it was gone. It took me twenty minutes to find, duct taped to the ceiling. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/08/2009 13:27 - Canada

Today, I worked at my job at an amusement park at one of the roller coasters. I have to go around and make sure that every seat belt is around the passenger. I saw my boyfriend in a seat and ran over to say hi. I saw a girl next to him. I had to strap down my cheating boyfriend and the new girl. FML

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By phone-less - 17/12/2015 02:47 - United States - East Peoria

Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 00:24 - United States - Boise

Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML

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By happymum - 30/09/2011 11:10 - Netherlands

Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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On the fritz

By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

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cheesecake_love 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:04

Dumb girl. She should pay for/replace your cell, at least partly.

Shadic 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:04

Moronic friends for the lose.

Comments

cheetahboo2010 5

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:03

Dang, FYL. Why would she leave her bag with someone if she wasn't going to ride though?

PICKLESTICKLE 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:04

YDI for giving your phone to someone who wasn't an employee.

Ihavetopee 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:09

That sucks, dude. Your friend is a total wanker. :x

sublime93 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:14

That ride sucks balls anyway. Wear skinny jeans, your stuff won't fall out. At least not for me.

lietuva 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:21

This is probably six flags magic mountain

xodsliceox 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:24

wow...ur friend is soo stupid..that would really suck if you had the iphone or something and like you saved up all your money with it...wow. FYL.

somethingawesome 9

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:28

your friend is stupid, no offense.

Regal6 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 23:34

After the experience of losing my phone on this ride.. i now take off my sneakers and put my phone all the way in the front of my shoe where people cant see it. they have a place to put flip flops or loose sneakers so i just put them there:)

agnijay 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:11

Wow. I've been on that ride 26 times at last count, AT the park in Gurnee, and I can tell you that it's not tame. I know three people who have smashed their phones because it fell outta their pockets at the top of the ride. Though I think the cleaning staff DOES wear Navy? I go there about six times a season. FYL. Hold on a sec, 6 Flags is closed after labor day! There is no way this happened today.