Miscellaneous: Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman"....

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 16:33 - United States

Today, at Six flags, friends and I were going to ride "Superman". People lose their phones on it easily, so I asked a friend who decided not to ride to put mine in her bag. When it ended, I learned she went and asked an employee in navy to hold onto it, but couldn't find him. Employees wear yellow. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/01/2013 00:24 - United States - Boise

Today, while out hiking, my phone slipped out of my pocket. I caught it and gave it to my little cousin, giving her a "special mission" to keep it safe. When we got back to our cars later, I asked her for my phone back. Turns out she left it under a shrub back in the hills so it'd be "safe." FML

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By bandit99999 - 19/08/2011 18:59 - United States

Today, to keep my phone safe while I went on some rides, I took it out of my pocket so I could put it in my bag. Just as I pulled it out, a woman ran into me, knocking my phone to the ground and breaking the screen. FML

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By Slow brain day - 09/01/2024 02:00 - United States

Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML

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cheesecake_love 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:04

Dumb girl. She should pay for/replace your cell, at least partly.

Shadic 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:04

Moronic friends for the lose.

Comments

Caayouteepie 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:10

ahahha you got ruffed.

gonzolove 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:11

Superman's overrated.

look_n_laugh 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:11

either your friend need to be steralized or this is fake.... why would she asksomeone else to hold onto your phone when she was already holding onto it?

bosshaug 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:12

Ahaha I modded this one yes

jbo300 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:15

4th

Caayouteepie 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:51

#4... or #18. either one.

violentturtle 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:16

That doesn't make sense. Why would your friend do that? Employees don't just sit around holding things for people.

besad_fml 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:20

I love superman I've been going on it since I was 8 or 9! but I hate waiting in line for it, And I always put mine in a bag near the exit. havnt had it stolen yet.

Chfanfiction 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:22

It's called Bizarro now. Fake.

mittensbum16 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 9:00

not at the six flags that the op is referring to. still called superman. you're fake.

widad_xoxo 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:23

wow your friend is dumb.

fawcett 3

Wednesday 24 March 2010 2:25

lol wow

breadymills 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 20:26

lol, great america is a baddd place to lose ur fone, but YDI for giving it to a random stranger leaving the ride, they do have a area for your personal belongings thats WATCHED by the employees BTW iv ridden that exact ride multiple times and never got my fone stolen YTFDI

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Saturday 12 September 2009 21:22

That doesn't even make sense, the OP never gave her phone to a random stranger, it clearly states that she gave it to a friend. It is obviously not the OP's fault since her friend was the one who gave the phone away.