Miscellaneous: Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year...

By nicoreal89 - 25/11/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2010 14:22 - United States

Today, it's Black Friday. I got sucker-punched by some woman over a ten dollar griddle. FML

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By Kronic - 02/07/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my two sons and my wife. We got separated after a while, and I spotted my son in the video game section of the store. I snuck up behind him and playfully slapped him on the back of the head. The kid turned around and it wasn't my son. His mom was none to happy. FML

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By batter--up - 17/02/2010 02:54 - United States

Today, in a sporting goods store, my mom was over on the other side of the store, when a cute guy came over to talk to me. When she saw this she grabbed a bat, walked over to us and said, "If you ever even look at my daughter again, I will beat you shitless." She was serious. He ran. FML

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Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML

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By Garchomp - 09/07/2013 02:08 - United States - Dodge City

Today, working my job, I had to explain to a kid that Pokemon is owned by Nintendo and they don't make it for the Xbox. Upset by this, he took hold of my leg and started biting. I'm also suspended, because his mother complained when I kicked him off me. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/06/2023 12:00

Today, my daughter had to deal with a Karen at her job, lost her temper, and punched her unconscious just to shut her up. Sounds like a good thing, right? Wrong, she pressed charges, got my daughter arrested, and she’s now facing years in prison for grievous bodily harm. FML

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Friday 25 November 2011 16:11

what a badass . at least you avenged your kid .

Irishxoxo 2

Friday 25 November 2011 16:12

At least you tried to defend your daughter.

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StaigeJ 0

Friday 25 November 2011 21:57

**** that guy, guys should never hit girls, let alone a grown ass man punching a 5 year old

televishun 7

Friday 25 November 2011 22:09

op, I applaud you for defending your little girl, but what you need to do right now is call the cops. He committed assault on a CHILD. That selfish nutbag deserves to pay for her medical bills and spend some time in jail. ( Also, way to go on giving him a bloody nose)

RadikulRam 16

Friday 25 November 2011 22:16

A 5 year old on an Xbox - seems legit. No seriously, I'm sure I've met a few newborns on 360 and I don't even have one.

Morbid_Outlook 8

Friday 25 November 2011 22:16

Well **** Best Buy...Any person that's going to hit a 5 year old deserves a punch to the face. You did good, OP. I would have done the same thing.

SwtCherryPie 26

Friday 25 November 2011 23:39

it'd been more than 1 punch to the face over that if it were me ...

SamDream 3

Friday 25 November 2011 22:17

That's horrible! D: so sorry! D:

thecovert 7

Friday 25 November 2011 22:27

Good job Dad!

carboncopy 4

Friday 25 November 2011 22:28

Black Friday brings out all sorts of miserly wackos! Leave the kids at home! It's not safe out there! At least the guy didn't pepper spray your daughter like some woman in California did to a bunch of shoppers at Walmart!

Nutcup 16

Friday 25 November 2011 22:38

...No offense, but I would /never/ bring my five year old to something like that. One, she could get hurt, and two, children aren't very good with events like that. They get fussy.

VRod17 8

Friday 25 November 2011 22:41

That sucks :/ But good job for being a good Father! :)

hagedale 0

Friday 25 November 2011 22:50

You should not have had your five year old daughter there in the first place. I saw many people there with their kids, stay home until the crowds die down or find a babysitter.