By nicoreal89 - 25/11/2011 08:20 - United States

Today, at the Black Friday Sale, a fully grown man hit my 5 year old daughter for an Xbox. In anger, I punched the guy and gave him a bloody nose. I'm now banned from Best Buy, and my daughter has a concussion. FML
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uprising_fml 0

what a badass . at least you avenged your kid .

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Irishxoxo 2

At least you tried to defend your daughter.

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missstashee 1

That is low. Go you for hitting the guy right back.

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WinterBeauty17 0

Wtf is wrong with him?! I would've told best buy the reason I hit his ass in the face was cause he hit my 5 year old child. People like him should die in a corner -.-'

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BadSuerte 0

Why would you bring your five year old kid to this in the first place?

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lleej 1

You should've sued the guy for injuring your daughter!

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clumsily_yours 12

I think this is the first time I have ever said this but YDI. Who in their right mind brings a child to "Black Friday Sales"--don't you read the news? Grown people get trampled, what makes you think a child would be safe from that? Anyway, not to be a "Debbie Downer" or anything...I do see a little humor in this when I play the presented scenario back in my head. I picture an old degenerate man who lives in his mothers basement, who only came out on Black Friday to snatch an X-Box to keep him occupied for another year. He immediately gets pissed off when he spots said child with said X-Box and bum rushes her...said child's parent sees said incident and punches said degenerate in the nose. Imagine those events in rapid succession. Maybe I have an odd sense of humor, but I laugh whenever I imagine it. I am glad you got banned from Best Buy though, I'm glad they have a policy on Child Abuse. Maybe you should have taken some of the money you were going to save on DoorBuster Deals and splurged on a sitter--maybe next year you'll know better. Hopefully?

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princesskiski 1

sue best buy! you had the right to defend your child

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CurlyQute 17

That is the reason why I hate people... No grown man should EVER hit a five-year old with an x-box or anything Period

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dansco 24

That is totally unfair! He hit your kid so you were in the right to hit the cnut!

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lesuze 5

YDI for 1) Participating in Black Friday madness, & 2) Bringing a small child along to Black Friday madness. I don't care what anybody says about "You HAD to bring her, you can't just leave kids at home!" - you can say that about some things, like doctors' appointments and true obligations - holiday present shopping is NOT a necessity! People get injured on Black Friday every year. People get *maced,* for God's sake. No sale is worth it, although I am sorry that your child was injured because of your poor decision.

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