Kids: Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel"...

By donuts678 - 16/08/2015 23:37 - United States - Passaic

Today, at the camp that I work at, a little girl asked to "feel" my muscles. Thinking it was cute, I flexed for her. She laughed and said, "No, really." FML

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Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML

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Monday 17 August 2015 16:25

Nothing better than brutally honest kids to lower your self esteem

skippydoda 32

Monday 17 August 2015 16:27

Children really know how to cut people deep.

Comments

lennon_ 16

Monday 17 August 2015 18:00

Well since it is camp and she's evil it's probably time to scare her with a Jason mask. I'm totally kidding, but if you're happy with yourself then who cares about a little girls opinion.

achoo123 13

Monday 17 August 2015 18:56

Show 'em your masturbating arm!

LilMissCanadian 22

Monday 17 August 2015 19:01

I love children, but now I'm not so sure...

Elban 20

Monday 17 August 2015 19:52

Since I can already tell you don't even lift bro, discover what a pump is, Broscience

maxxwell9 9

Monday 17 August 2015 20:42

Not everyone can get muscles trust me I've tried for a year straight and nothing happened so he might have the same problem like me.

Paris25_fml 11

Monday 17 August 2015 21:44

One year is not that long in the fitness world. Also, eat everything you can when you are a beginner. The guys you see that are very muscular have been working out for many, many years.

kaylae22 13

Monday 17 August 2015 23:32

Or your not doing it right

maxxwell9 9

Tuesday 18 August 2015 7:14

What if you have a fast metabolism?

MagnusDeus 24

Monday 17 August 2015 21:03

FML's community confuses me sometimes. Don't worry OP, I don't think you deserved it.

worldclassrager 39

Monday 17 August 2015 21:16

Maybe if you pick her up that might help a bit...or depending on what you flex it might help as well

Gunslingeress 8

Monday 17 August 2015 22:32

Probably not the best idea to pick up little girls at camp.

donuts678 25

Monday 17 August 2015 23:26

Hey OP here, thanks for all the hilarious comments. But I don't understand why so many YDI. I don't have money to go to a gym, so I am working out at home. Guess that's not enough.