Work: Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled...

By oopsididitagain - 30/11/2010 18:49 - United States

Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML

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By JoLaFritte - 07/11/2008 10:10 - France

Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML

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By BillLumberg - 03/02/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I released a noxious, unforgiving fart in my cubicle not thinking anything of it. You know, one of those sulfurous clouds you get the morning after a few good beers. Moments later, my manager walks in to talk about work. It's 7:30 in the morning, no one else is around. FML

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By Brendan - 19/02/2011 21:23 - Canada

Today, while on lunch break, my fat, old co-worker walked into the break-room. I managed to block out his perverted heavy breathing, but had to leave when he began emitting a terrible odor that smelled like cheesy, sweaty molding feet. I barely held onto my lunch. FML

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By stink - 01/07/2015 02:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was at work at a kiosk in the mall when I smelled something foul. I thought it was the weird dude who'd just walked by so I just carried on with my work. Minutes later, I looked to my right and there, lying on the floor a few feet from me, was a huge turd wrapped in toilet paper. FML

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Today, a pipe leaked in the store I work at. I had to smell sordid waste for more than 8 hours. FML

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By cooploops - 31/01/2015 15:13 - United States - Memphis

Today, I went to the mall with some friends. We all kept smelling this god awful B.O. smell and had no idea where it was coming from. On the car ride home, we all figured out it was actually me. FML

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Tuesday 30 November 2010 23:55

That's hilarious. My sister tried that, but I knew it was her.

Brittneyyyy 7

Wednesday 1 December 2010 2:56

And I hate it when people hate people who are smarter than them. And to Kaity111, that is actually a good source of information. You should get used to dealing with people who are smarter than you, because you're going to run into them a lot.

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GawZ 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 1:45

nobody thinks that maybe she lit a match for some reason?

MassEffectNerd 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 1:46

rolling in sulfur are we?

rave_noises 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 3:31

This brings us to the only reason having a brother around can be useful: having someone to blame your farts on. My favorite: /fart ... "EEEWWWW man that's nasty! Don't do that shit around me! You're gross."

zanguard 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:10

YDI for ingesting raw eggs.

zanguard 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:16

Rotten*

bigdaddy18 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 4:26

go shower

Onlydie 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 5:00

Wash your pussy you dirty *****

88sforlife 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 5:03

Thaats So Funny

N0tabasicweezy 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 5:28

Epic queef much?

SamSayzRAWRZ 0

Wednesday 1 December 2010 5:36

Hey, bud, ever hear of either perfume, soap, shampoo, etc? Yeah, they have that now. No offense, but if you smell like that, you need ta bathe!!! YDI.