Intimacy: Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing...

By KS - 17/02/2009 20:52 - United States

Today, at the end of a really long day my boyfriend was rubbing my back. I told him I appreciated how sensitive he was being. His response? "I was just trying to figure out how to unhook your bra." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/02/2013 05:13 - United States

Today, I was talking to the girl I really like, and she was telling me how crappy her day was. Trying to be nice, I gave her a back rub. I somehow managed to unhook her bra. FML

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Defeated

By Anonymous - 01/07/2012 23:08

Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2013 01:14 - United States - Pearland

Today, trying to be friendly, I said good morning to the creepy guy at work. He responded by wordlessly hugging me. I was touched, until I realized he was trying to unhook my bra. FML

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By freed - 29/01/2014 05:13 - United States - Cincinnati

Today, my boyfriend finally succeeded in unhooking my bra with one hand, excitedly exclaiming, "Boobies be free!" FML

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ADHD brain

By Unknown - 18/10/2011 04:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. He didn't know how to take off my bra and insisted that he'd figure it out on his own. He gave up a couple of seconds later and played video games instead. FML

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By ooblie - 08/12/2010 08:22 - United States

Today, after receiving a lovely massage from my boyfriend, I was lying topless in bed beside him. Just as I was thinking this would be the perfect opportunity for some intimacy, he looks at me and says, "my mom is SO awesome." FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 05:04

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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By fme - 08/12/2010 14:34 - United States

Today, I was making out with this guy, and I ask him if he wants to take my bra off. He has some trouble getting it off and says, "This is strange, I do it for my sister all the time." FML

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By tinytitty - 23/03/2009 03:18 - United States

Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, "Well I was looking for your boobs but… apparently you have none." FML

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Sexy talk

By cheekymonkey97 - 24/10/2016 16:48

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend whilst straddled on top of him. He started to undo my bra. I was fine with this but he stopped kissing me and looked at me with a slight smile. He then said, "I know this is going to kill the mood... but I feel like I could milk your boobs right now" FML

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khaldun 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:12

Bahahahaha.... how does trying to get your bra off at all feel like a back rub? Also, unhooking a bra is a two second ordeal while you're sober - why was he having so much trouble? o.0

arms_akimbo 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 15:47

Look, if he can't figure out how to unhook a bra, you should probably dump him because he's liable to get into a horrible accident with something simple like an egg beater. It's not safe cracking, it's a frigging bra. I can unhook the damn thing with two fingers.

Comments

LGshorty 0

Wednesday 13 January 2010 23:44

ur gay n ur bf is aeowsome

kekelala3 0

Thursday 1 April 2010 3:08

How is this an FML?

CRlovers123 0

Sunday 4 July 2010 2:40

didnt that still feel good? lol

charbz 0

Tuesday 3 August 2010 10:12

#9 lol'd

smashu112 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:55

men don't wear bras that's why it took so long duh!!!

kristirhong 12

Tuesday 31 July 2012 9:52

Haha! But seriously guys, it's really not that hard. :P

CzarLaval 9

Thursday 29 May 2014 0:17

Ohh no life's so hard sometime isn't it :( poor you .. Is that the response you were looking for for random people ??

cherrycokelove 8

Tuesday 6 January 2015 6:14

he may have took the sensitivity remark as a knock at his manlyness and had to gain it back by bringing in sex innuendo. either way. complete fail on his part.