By serverdessert - 08/03/2009 21:02 - United States

Today, at the restaurant where I work, I served a table of 4 middle-age women. Before greeting the table, I was deciding between saying "Can I get you anything to drink?" and "Can I start you off with something?" My actual greeting? "Can I get you ladies off?" FML
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smokeyou 0

Well...yeah. That's bad.

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Bubs_fml 0

Nice job - if this really did happen and isn't the old, played out joke. Did you get a tip?

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HelloFlower 0

That sounds so much like something I would do... better luck next time

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idkxd13 0

damn, talk about second thoughts haha

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k_li 0

Expecting you to say "Can I get you a drink" I would've automatically said "Yes" before I realized what you said. Good thing I wasn't there.

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Dellazice 0

I have that problem too. I try to say, "Lets do this again." or "See you later." It comes out, "Do you later."

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sh1t_happeneds 0

AHAHAAAAA that's amazing. like seriously. I wish I was there. ahhaaaaa xD thank you for making my day. =]

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ohmygolly 0

#14, put down the bong for ten minutes and maybe you'd be able to find the right FML, you damn hippie. ;)

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DefinatelyABlond 0

Haha how'd they respond!? Did they say they would like you and a side a whipped cream? :)

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