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By not crazy enough - 17/11/2014 18:48 - United States - Mount Pleasant

Today, at work, a crazy customer forced me to promise to take a holiday greeting picture of my cat and myself for her. She says she'll be back and expects one. FML

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By Ratted - 10/10/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I secretly took a day off work, since I had to use up my vacation, and wanted a "me day." My wife called, and I was ready to pretend to be at work. Too bad the cat decided to come up behind me and meow loudly, alerting my wife that I was home. She's pissed. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2023 15:00

Today, I sent my boss a picture of my cat instead of the report I was supposed to send. He replied, "Maybe I should've hired him instead of you." FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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By Darryl - 12/05/2015 12:53 - Australia - Tarragindi

Today, I decided to surprise my girlfriend at work. Because she was "bored and didn't feel like seeing me" she thought it would be funny to call security and claim that I was stalking her. There is now a picture of my face at her workplace, and anytime I "pester her again" the cops will show up. FML

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By leahneedssleep - 11/07/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML

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By thanatophobia - 15/03/2010 00:20 - France

Today, my deranged coworker sent me a text message containing a picture that she just took of her uncle. It was at his funeral. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/03/2015 05:56 - United States - Sacramento

Today, a teenage girl with a selfie stick came into my workplace. She knocked down multiple displays while trying to take pictures, before leaving without making a purchase. I had to clean it all up. FML

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Thanks mom!

By hatedatwork - 02/09/2019 13:00 - United States - Shreveport

Today, my CEO called and spoke to me like I'm a child. Apparently, she has a surprise for me, "but only if I clean up my office first." She hasn't been to my office in months because she works in another state. Turns out, someone texted her a picture of my messy office. FML

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By Nextman - 14/06/2019 06:24

Today, my coworker, who is constantly singing "Baby Shark," wanted to take selfie for her Instagram account. She moved all the junk from her desk to mine, so her desk would look great in the picture. FML

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By anonymous - 06/02/2015 05:16 - Australia - Mitcham

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

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CallMeWindSock 24

Monday 17 November 2014 22:44

You've cat to be kitten me

sydneysays 15

Monday 17 November 2014 22:50

Write "meowwy christmas" on it

Comments

smithv171 17

Monday 17 November 2014 22:51

Well what are you waiting for? Get the lady a picture!

devildog562 33

Monday 17 November 2014 22:55

That crazy cat lady! This is beyond creepy though. Not only does she want a picture of you but also of your cat... That's weird.

WCARlover 34

Monday 17 November 2014 22:55

You don't realize how truly crazy people can be until you work in retail :p

charissaoz 7

Monday 17 November 2014 22:59

You mean ex customer right?

foxwasalamb 24

Monday 17 November 2014 23:37

holy shit. taking it way too far i see

laden_swallow09 34

Tuesday 18 November 2014 1:23

I saw what you did. Didn't laugh.

theawkwardlife 21

Tuesday 18 November 2014 3:10

I'm framing this comment and putting it up in my room.

winnizzo 7

Monday 17 November 2014 23:01

Lol how did he/she knw about your cat?

itwontvalidate 18

Monday 17 November 2014 23:09

tell her your cat died

lovexsarah 12

Monday 17 November 2014 23:12

Just say "of course" and if she comes back for it act really upset and say you forgot it at home. Just do this every time she comes in.

irishmaiden78 23

Monday 17 November 2014 23:59

I half expected to read "I don't have a cat" at the end of that.

LiveLifeAllDay 11

Monday 17 November 2014 23:59

I'dk what to say . That lady is just weird .

ZoroMiHawk 25

Tuesday 18 November 2014 0:17

Do you bring your cat to work?

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