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By conley19 - 15/09/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, at work a little girl wanted a slushie. Instead of pushing the tab in, she lifted it up and broke the machine, spilling slushie all over the floor. I was the only one working, so I had to clean it all up. I spent the rest of my shift covered in red slushie and smelling like cherry. FML
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musu_fml 0

You must be pretty rubbish at cleaning if you managed to get it all over yourself. What did you do, lie down on the floor and roll back and forth in it until your clothes soaked it all up?

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Glam_fml 0

I would love to smell like a cherry slushie all day! Covered in it, not so much.

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_THE_MASTER_ 0

I fail to see how smelling like cherry all day could possibly be construed as a bad thing. I really do hope that you took a polaroid of the kid and put her on the banned wall, though, for making you clean up all that delicious red mess.

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icertainlysuck 0

This is not an FML. That is your god damn job! Now get over it.

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fckaduck 0

Boo-*******-hoo. At least you didn't smell like asshole. Get a different job if you're gonna bitch about it.

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fckaduck 0

Well um, considering she thinks this makes her life ******, I'd say that's under the category of bitching.

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Witchcraft_fml 4

She didn't say her life is ******, she said "**** my life". One means your life sucks, and the other means your life is basically ruined.

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redbluegreen 40

Someone needs to read the Terms of Use, don't they? I think so. If you're lazy, I've done the work for you: The site is a recollection of everyday anecdotes likely to happen to anyone. They are published on the site and written exclusively by our users. This site is a place to “let it all out” and unwind by sharing those little things that screw with your day; it allows you to realize that you are not alone. Posts are meant to start by 'Today' and end by 'FML'. The site aims to be fun to read everyday. If any of these words or phrases confuse you, please speak up now.

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TheCashMan88 0

Whoever moderated this one should be shot. How in the hell is this an FML?

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TwistedJack 0

what the hell did u do? lie down and roll around in it? next time use a mop.

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missnikki 0

That is the most BORING fml I've ever heard. So ... YDI. But hope you had a better day. That would be a lil gross.

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conley19 0

i wish they'd take off the character limit, because then i could specify how i got covered in the slushie. while the slushie was gushing out of the machine i had to hold the only bucket we have at my work which is the size of an ice cream bucket underneath to catch it all. i thought a lot of your guy's comments were funny, and a lot of you are right, it could've been worse!

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DrunkenValor 0

I would have grabbed the customer's clothes and rammajammed them up to stop the leakage. Failing that, I would have waited outside patiently for the customer with a large stick and beat them down, and then the customer could have posted "Today, I was beaten within an inch of my life by a lady with a large stick who smelled like cherry slushie, fml." This would have made for more amusement.

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kukopia 0

With each swipe of the mop, you say to yourself "I WILL do better in school to get a better job!" Eazy peazy motivation.

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BeeSkwaird 0

Wow, the OP! I feel like I'm in the presence of a celebrity when an OP actually posts on their FML... even if it's a lame one.

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magster1226 0

dude, that's awesome

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