Work: Today, at work a little girl wanted a slushie. Instead of pushing...

By conley19 - 15/09/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, at work a little girl wanted a slushie. Instead of pushing the tab in, she lifted it up and broke the machine, spilling slushie all over the floor. I was the only one working, so I had to clean it all up. I spent the rest of my shift covered in red slushie and smelling like cherry. FML

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Today, I volunteered to cater an event at school. A little girl asked for a big slice of cake so I gave it to her. She then puked everywhere and her parents blamed me and made me clean it up. The little girl sat there smiling at me while I cleaned. FML

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Freeze!

By Anonymous - 03/06/2024 06:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I was craving a cold Coke, so I grabbed one from the freezer where I had put it to chill quickly. As soon as I opened it, the can exploded all over me and the kitchen. I spent the next hour cleaning sticky residue off the floor, surrounding furniture, and even the ceiling. FML

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musu_fml 0

Tuesday 15 September 2009 13:14

You must be pretty rubbish at cleaning if you managed to get it all over yourself. What did you do, lie down on the floor and roll back and forth in it until your clothes soaked it all up?

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 15 September 2009 12:08

I guess your cherry has been found.

Comments

liciouslike94 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:10

:O I'd love to be covered in cherry slushie. :P Damn, if i was a customer as this happened I would've like attacked you! xD

blacklite69 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:18

There are worse things to smell like..?

kgolish46 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 1:28

At least Cherries smell good...

Turnip_Girl 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 2:18

How is smelling delicious a bad thing? Unless you were all sticky. D:

i_stay_anonymous 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 5:04

What is so bad about smelling like cherries? The CLEANING part is terrible but the scent isn't...

Stoffer69 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 5:33

Today, while there are thousands upon thousands of people having a hard time even finding a job, I had to do what I'm paid for at work. FML

TheKitsune 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 5:48

THE TRUTH! I

laur20091 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 6:25

at least you smelled GOOD

wilt 0

Wednesday 16 September 2009 7:33

Shut up about it. You work selling slushies. This FML should read " I work selling slushies. FML"

Queen_of_Night 20

Wednesday 16 September 2009 8:37

Really? This made FML? Let's try having your coworker spill hot spaghetti sauce all over your white uniform or something... Or the Fryer blew up cause someone thought it's be funny to throw an ice cube in it. When you go home smelling like burnt fries and scrubbing palmolive into your uniform then come back and post... sheesh...