By Nice Melons - 29/09/2013 21:12 - United States

Today, at work as a cashier, I was scanning cantaloupes. The man buying them then looked me straight in the eye and said, "Nice melons." FML
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tinyrosie 21

Well, at least he wasn't looking you straight in the boobs.

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thatonegirlnic 10

Hey it's a compliment. For both you and the fruit. Bravo

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castleofg1ass 19

Should have responded with 'yours are pretty massive too!'

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coolboy675 16

At least he didn't ask about your punani.

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dunicha 20

that's when you say "yes sir, very clever" as flatly as you can. that's how i dealt with all the people who thought they were the first ones to say "if it doesn't have a price tag that means it's free!" when i worked retail. worked like a charm.

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Neesalun 20

He probably was waiting for the opportunity to use that line for some time.

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Xalandra 17

Nothing like waiting for your golden moment to be sued for sexual harassment!

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avedogg 1

he was trying to be funny as fuq, and it worked

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djxerxes9000 18

It's much better than saying "Hey doll, nice rack you filthy bitch. Wanna get weird?"

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Xalandra 17

Because any sexual harassment is less offensive if they don't ask to **** you...

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esines 9

Well, aren't you just a bundle of fun 35?

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Xalandra 17

46, aren't you just a bundle of unimportant observations? Come back when you have a legitimate reason as to why or how anything I've said is incorrect. Or you could just keep making comments about me, instead of that actual issue. Which, incase you have failed to notice, is sexual harassment against females in the workplace by customers.

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djxerxes9000 18

I can smell burning, the feminists keyboard warriors must be out burning bra's on FML again...

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laden_swallow09 34

48- What, men can't be sexually harassed as well? You may as well tell me men can't get raped, either.

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Xalandra 17

77- yes they can. I never said they couldn't, but maybe you failed to notice, OP is female. Thus why I said anything to do specifically with females.

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1lowscort 8

Or, perhaps the man was very proud of the melons he had picked out and was bragging to the checker.

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