By halliemarie1818 - 24/04/2013 02:01 - United States

Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML
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iLike2Teabag 27

You out that cow through a lot. Talk about tearing it a new one...

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Jakeymd 9

No one deserves to experience that. FYL (was it like opening a can of coke that had been shook?)

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Never knew that was possible... FYL and the calf's

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monkiki62 5

Omg. Well op dont feel bad i bet that calf really appreciated it. Poor thing.

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Smoxxii 17

You can't kill that cow. You have to take him home and keep him. Unless of course, he decides he owes you one... :(

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funky2525 14

Awwww, your brave I could never do that

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julz0125 5

I am a vet tech and I've had to do that before. Just think if you didn't do that the animal would die so you saved a life

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starfish7 18

Poor cow. I hope you were able to use some sort of anaesthetic.

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