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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

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Cheeky!

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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By lonelyheart4ever - 13/08/2016 01:58 - United States - Norman Park

Today, a man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was just distracting everyone so his partner in crime could steal $200 from the cash register. I had to give a witness statement to the manager. FML

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Sorry, dude

By kiki - 25/05/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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Muffinish 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 13:56

And you just let him? YDI for not sticking up for your pansy ass.

Subal_fml 8

Saturday 21 November 2009 12:37

Exciting.

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COBRAMORPH 0

Friday 27 November 2009 0:06

You are a woman. You were made for a man to have sex with.

GongButterfly 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 4:28

hahaha omg that is perverted. @SekC-just a note, the OP said as he was "putting their bags in the cart". So, he probably was standing near the couple to put their bags in the cart giving the guy a chace to grab it.

actress5698 1

Sunday 10 January 2010 2:24

I thought there was a counter between the cashier n customer

veriria 0

Saturday 30 January 2010 1:25

...And you didn't slap his hand, punch him in the face, or knee him in the balls because...?

learn_a_lesson 0

Tuesday 20 July 2010 13:53

ewww and youre a guy! creepy!

aiden2976 0

Friday 23 July 2010 4:52

should of told him that you don't come with the groceries and that u cost money. unless it was thirsty Thursday?

mangachick1980 0

Sunday 1 August 2010 0:10

damn all of u guys r being totall dicks its not the guys fault

KY_Jelly 10

Wednesday 11 August 2010 17:15

He was probably looking for your wallet. I see old couple/pickpockets all the time. The woman distracts you while the man executes the steal. Check your pockets now before it's too late.