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By beckbm23 - 21/11/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML

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By unsatisfied - 09/03/2009 06:15 - United States

Today, I was working at the grocery store and a very old woman wanted to give me a tip for bagging her groceries. She slid a quarter into my pocket against my thigh as deep down as she could get it, then she gave me a smile and a wink. I was groped by a grandma. FML

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Pervy perv walks

By Cashier - 09/03/2011 05:36 - Canada

Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for "the trouble" I caused. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2014 19:00 - United Kingdom - Aylesbury

Today, an old man wanted to give me a tip for bagging his groceries. He slipped some money as deep into my pocket as he could, stroking my thigh for a few long seconds in the process, then he gave me a creepy smile and winked before walking away. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/02/2014 21:42 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I was ringing an elderly gentleman up at work. As I went to package up the buns he ordered, he held up a hand and told me to wait. He then looked me in the eyes, started squeezing them, then winked and told me to go ahead. I've never felt so violated. FML

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Cheeky!

By Anonymous - 03/08/2014 05:16 - Australia - Perth

Today, at work, an old man was having trouble using his credit card at the checkout. I told him to "just stick it in", and he replied with "I love it when you talk dirty to me." The whole line at the checkout laughed. FML

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By lonelyheart4ever - 13/08/2016 01:58 - United States - Norman Park

Today, a man finally was flirting with me in a supermarket checkout lane, even offering to help unload my groceries onto the conveyor. Turns out he was just distracting everyone so his partner in crime could steal $200 from the cash register. I had to give a witness statement to the manager. FML

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Sorry, dude

By kiki - 25/05/2009 01:35 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store and a man came to my register to ask for the price of a mop. I took the mop from him to scan it without realizing the pole was between his legs. I hit him in the crotch with the pole. FML

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By sonofmilf - 17/05/2009 05:46 - United States

Today, I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers called a code pink in aisle 22, which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hearing about how hot she was, I went over to see her for myself. It was my mom. FML

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Muffinish 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 13:56

And you just let him? YDI for not sticking up for your pansy ass.

Subal_fml 8

Saturday 21 November 2009 12:37

Exciting.

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emery4live 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 23:43

how about that for personal assistance lmao

jonny2x4 0

Saturday 21 November 2009 23:47

Was his name Herbert?

myballs 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 0:19

At first I thought "wow, that's creepy." But then I read that you're a man and, so I change my status on this to not giving a flying ****.

Bathory_fml 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 8:26

Double standards FTL.

melissa1983 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 0:51

I bet you liked it.

I_am_stupid_also 6

Sunday 22 November 2009 0:53

YDI for having long hair and man-boobs

perdix 29

Sunday 22 November 2009 0:53

I hope you packed his fudge carefully.

Blindrage6 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 7:50

So??? Did you get his number?! lol

peaceful505 0

Saturday 19 March 2011 9:14

Lol

Ai_Luv_U 2

Thursday 16 June 2011 22:57

That's gross

SekC 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 8:52

Fake fake and fake again. You're behind a counter the entire time. Even when putting the groceries in the bags or shopping cart, unless you were dumb enough to let this old man walk behind the counter with you, which I've never seen happen. Try again!

Charlie_Chickens 0

Sunday 22 November 2009 23:11

I bag groceries at a store. We have both checkers and baggers. The baggers are not behind counters, they are standing next to the customers the whole time. You're an idiot if you think that all stores work exactly the same as your Wal-Mart.

SekC 0

Monday 23 November 2009 10:43

Lol.. So YOUR store has both checkers and baggers. I hope it occurred to you that not all stores have both. Don't be an idiot and try to sound smart. Your Wal-Mart thing, 1) I don't work at a Wal-Mart 2) I don't shop at Wal-Mart, so you kind of just made yourself sound like a retard. Sorry, but not all stores work like yours. Stroke your grocery bagging e-penis somewhere else.