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By asianjoe - 11/07/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, at work, I told a lady checking out to sign her name after sliding her credit card. After she started signing her name, she threw the pen down in frustration saying that the pen was out of ink. We use electronic pin pads. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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Go away, lady!

By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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Neat

By ohhi_itsme123 - 16/12/2009 12:33 - United States

Today, I worked for three hours writing very neat notes with one of those pens that erase. I felt very accomplished, so decided to share it on Facebook. I brought my computer over to my lap on top of my notes. Turns out heat from laptops smudges ink from eraseable pens. I can't read my notes. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2017 01:30

Today, I met my favourite singer, but when she signed my CD, the marker was out of ink. By the time I realised there was no signature, she was already gone. FML

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Kinda rude

By Anonymous - 29/10/2009 20:38 - United States

Today, I work as a cashier, and as always, I asked the customer paying credit to sign the "sheet" of paper. I received a dirty look from one woman who apparently talked to the manager about me, saying I had asked her to sign the "shitty" paper. I have now been warned for "derogatory language." FML

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By deranged - 25/05/2017 19:00 - Ukraine - Pirogov

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the bank to get her new ATM card. As the bank teller gave her the card, he said that the PIN remained the same. Indignant, she cried out, "How do you possibly know my PIN code?" She's 27. FML

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By ab1e - 12/05/2010 20:07 - United States

Today, while at work, a woman left her credit card at my register. I tried to return it before she left. Seeing her getting into her car, I jogged after her and yelled, "Wait." She ran over my foot. FML

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By Helpful Smile - 26/01/2016 02:56 - United States - Bettendorf

Today, my boss used our communal notebook to bitch out our entire department for not leaving a note notifying her that one of the machines was down. She wrote it on the same page as the note I left saying that one of the machines was down. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/12/2014 00:22 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I was waiting in line while a lady paid for her shopping, when her credit card got declined. She started ranting and insulting everyone and kept insisting: "I'm not poor!" By the time the lady had finally stormed off, I had spittle on my face, and the cashier was almost in tears. FML

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By tuck87 - 18/07/2014 15:49 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had a customer write "fuck you" in the tip option area on his credit card slip, I have no idea why. FML

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BIEBERSLAYER 10

Monday 11 July 2011 9:07

they let people like that have credit cards, no wonder the economy is ******

MrMonk 5

Monday 11 July 2011 9:06

that's grandma for you

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IvyLee_fml 1

Monday 11 July 2011 9:10

genius.

playboyintown 4

Monday 11 July 2011 9:13

did she complain about no paper ?

savigirl97 0

Monday 11 July 2011 14:38

probably did:D

glacilia80 8

Monday 11 July 2011 9:14

FAIL !

onecutechick101 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:16

haha epic I like her!!

Blueglasscup 18

Monday 11 July 2011 9:19

Oh the perils of technology.

hellokimmiee 5

Monday 11 July 2011 9:20

ahah something similar happened at work today. except it was a real pen and it wouldnt write. but my life wasnt ******

aliadnan708 6

Monday 11 July 2011 9:20

some1 not keeping with technology

mustasho 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:23

and this is an FML because........

artc91 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:26

Yea more like a FHerL for being that dumb.

dayrin7 4

Monday 11 July 2011 9:26

this is more like an "FML" for her.

swasticop 0

Monday 11 July 2011 9:26

I guess you were the victim of someone snapping during a rough day

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Same thing different taste

Go away, lady!

Neat

Kinda rude

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