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By Ivan - 02/03/2011 10:10

Today, at work I tried to help an old man by opening the door for him. He flipped me off because I was wearing a Kansas State University shirt. FML

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By niiiiiiiiiikki - 08/01/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML

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By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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By Nish - 03/07/2013 08:11 - United States - Kent

Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML

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By me - 22/06/2013 21:16 - United States - Findlay

Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML

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By Imaman - 28/05/2011 04:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

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By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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By punchedhelper - 20/06/2012 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 21:17 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML

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Shame! Shame! Shame!

By Telinaa - 08/11/2010 02:25 - Australia

Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML

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NJXD 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 16:06

just carry on my wayward son

mintcar 9

Wednesday 2 March 2011 16:04

Clearly he hates you and KSU.

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dansco 24

Thursday 3 March 2011 6:20

"At work today I was bored, so I went on FML and posted some rubbish". So what if he flipped you off? And how did you know it was coz of what you were wearing?! Maybe try wearing a proper uniform...

Pittcrew 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 7:06

I'm going kstate in two years! F the jayhawks and their liberal hippie town! Ksu all the way!

mattrob 0

Thursday 3 March 2011 7:59

Go Cats!

sexygirl25 3

Thursday 3 March 2011 16:55

if you want to help an old man out, give him a BJ!

lilmissy1290 0

Friday 4 March 2011 1:49

ydi for being a kansas st fan

RebelYell14 4

Friday 4 March 2011 4:34

rock chalk Jayhawk, baby! glad you beat them the other day though. they take their baskets seriously.

darkridge 0

Saturday 5 March 2011 22:48

dont listen to all these other haters. EMAW all the way!

Seddah 3

Wednesday 9 March 2011 1:47

My thoughts exactly.

looneyben5432 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 7:14

GO STATE (yes I am a KSU fan)

Ldeezey22 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 18:07

I would have done the same! Rock chalk jayhawk!

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