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By Ivan - 02/03/2011 10:10

Today, at work I tried to help an old man by opening the door for him. He flipped me off because I was wearing a Kansas State University shirt. FML

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By niiiiiiiiiikki - 08/01/2011 20:35 - United States

Today, I had to point out the "no shirt, no shoes, no service" sign at my work to an extremely old, seemingly intoxicated man wearing an ill fitting speedo. FML

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By TJ AJ RJ / IV the V - 21/11/2014 06:11 - United States - San Diego

Today, my boss flipped me off in traffic on my way to work. FML

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By Nish - 03/07/2013 08:11 - United States - Kent

Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML

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By me - 22/06/2013 21:16 - United States - Findlay

Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML

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By Imaman - 28/05/2011 04:09 - United States

Today, I was working at a retirement center, when an old woman came to me and asked if I would like her old clothes. I politely said, "I'm sorry, but I'm a guy." She then said, "You could have just said no, instead of rudely lying to me." FML

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By Wutdafuqq - 23/02/2015 20:18 - Canada - Kanata

Today, a woman yelled at me for holding a door open for her. FML

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By punchedhelper - 20/06/2012 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/11/2014 16:20 - Canada - Sherbrooke

Today, at work, I put on a smile and went to take an elderly gentleman's order. He looked at me, asked if I'd stick a finger in his sweet tea to make it sweeter, then complained that it was a shame I wasn't "on the menu". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/01/2015 21:17 - United States - Santa Fe

Today, I went to work and said hi to my boss. He reached towards me. I thought he was trying to give me a hug, so I awkwardly hugged him back. Turned out he was just trying to fix my shirt collar. FML

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Shame! Shame! Shame!

By Telinaa - 08/11/2010 02:25 - Australia

Today, I was holding on to a shirt that I planned on buying, when an elderly man bumped into me. The shirt fell out of my hand, and slid just out the door. I went to the counter to explain what happened. Everyone accused me of trying to steal it anyway. FML

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NJXD 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 16:06

just carry on my wayward son

mintcar 9

Wednesday 2 March 2011 16:04

Clearly he hates you and KSU.

Comments

Misty_Earth 1

Wednesday 2 March 2011 22:08

that's what you get for being a KU fan!

chrstygrl06 10

Wednesday 2 March 2011 22:21

Wow, what an idiot, he obviously didn't deserve your help anyways. OP you did the right thing, so just be happy and maybe even have some cookies to cheer yourself up. Just don't touch mine!

Stupidpeopleanno 5

Wednesday 2 March 2011 23:20

He's just mad KSU rejected him in his earlier days.

shaaayyee 0

Wednesday 2 March 2011 23:42

k state sucks.

xoxoMEGANxoxo 13

Thursday 3 March 2011 0:01

haha lol

vivsss 11

Thursday 3 March 2011 0:11

you shouldve slammed the door on his face.

happysmartg 5

Thursday 3 March 2011 0:13

ku is better.

sgenfkshe 5

Thursday 3 March 2011 0:50

lol I live in ks too!!:)

qriztyy4747 3

Thursday 3 March 2011 2:24

I have to say, I'm a HUGE KU fan!! My dad and my hubby are KU alumni, and i work for KU. My hubby has a t-shirt that says it all: "The only sign of intelligent life in Manhattan, KS is (picture of a street sign) 'Lawrence, KS: 87 miles'"