Work: Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight...

By squirty_joe - 08/03/2009 18:37 - United States

Today, at work, I was alone in the breakroom when I got a slight pain in my belly. I thought I needed to pass gas, so I tried since no one else was in there. It wasn't gas. It was diarrhea. I'm wearing a mini skirt today. FML

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Today, for the first time in a while I decided to wear a skirt. Everytime I sit down my thighs trap air and make a farting sound. FML

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Today, I, a 29 year-old, healthy female who has never done anal, felt the urge to fart while working on my computer. However, it then felt like I was going to be poop, so did a mini sprint to my bathroom. Unfortunately, my anus let go and I shat myself. What is wrong with me? FML

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Sunday 8 March 2009 23:11

wow. i signed up for an fmylife.com account just so i could say this... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

jayfx 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 23:03

oh my god..

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dammn 0

Monday 9 March 2009 1:09

LMFAOLMFAOLMFAOLMFAO # 10 ! I LOVE YOU ! HAHAHAHA !

fish1806 0

Monday 9 March 2009 1:13

OMG !!!

anie_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 1:13

HAHAHA OMG FML x 3847926345

emorockerownage 9

Monday 9 March 2009 1:14

lol watch in an hour were gonna get a different one Today, i walked into a break room and saw shit on the floor I had to clean it up FML

iammeanttolive 0

Monday 9 March 2009 1:36

That's rough.

caitlinmarie 0

Monday 9 March 2009 1:41

awh :[ im really sorry. i hope you got everything taken care of and uh, cleaned up. maybe no one saw and tomorrow will be better :]

Charmy_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 1:52

That was you? Gah i had to clean that up after work!

wrestler_fml 0

Monday 9 March 2009 1:57

I don't know which is worse, the fact that you shit on the job in a room... or that you're wearing a mini-skirt to work, when your name is "Joe"!

Vis4Vin 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:06

another reason why it sucks to be a girl... HAHA suckers

marris 0

Monday 9 March 2009 2:18

55 - the thing about this story is that the OP could have controlled it. As she said, she thought it was gas so she "pushed it out." which means she had time to go to the bathroom. Did she know it was diarhea. No. But had she acted appropriately, she'd have been in the restroom too