Work: Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant,...

By mikeissad - 11/08/2012 19:37 - United States - Port Saint Lucie

Today, at work, I was forced to nod and smile as a pregnant, fifteen-year-old, brain-dead Jersey Shore wannabe cussed me out for being rude by using words from a "foreign language" during our conversation. I used the word "pretentious." FML

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By UnemployedGirl - 02/07/2021 19:59

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2011 21:37 - United States

Today, I learned the hard way how easy it is to get on my boss's bad side. We were talking about reality TV shows and I'd mentioned how much I despise Snooki, and how useless to the planet she is. Now I fear for my job. FML

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By no i'm sure you're a responsible parent - 09/04/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I got bitched out by some lady in a Walmart because I looked at her funny while she was on the phone, loudly bragging about "slapping the shit out of" her kids. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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By people suck - 28/03/2015 04:16 - United States - Oakland

Today, while at work, a customer refused to speak louder, despite me asking her to do it several times. As a result, I took her order incorrectly. The customer then finally decided to raise her voice, but only to yell at me about my poor listening skills. FML

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Get out

By hackshack - 08/06/2012 19:45 - Brazil - Porto Alegre

Today, my English teacher kicked me out of class for being "rude and disruptive." In actuality, I had called her out for having blatantly used Google Translate for several example sentences, all of which sounded as if a semi-literate foreigner had constructed them. FML

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You OK hon?

By religiunatic - 13/12/2013 17:09 - Canada - Keswick

Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML

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Sorry…

By Ricky - 09/03/2009 00:00 - Canada

Today, I was working at Old Navy. A girl came up to me and did a bizarre dance. Not knowing how to react, I imitated her to be friendly with the customer. Then she stopped cold. Her friend stormed up to me and yelled, "You jerk! Why are you making fun of her? She has Tourette's, you know!" FML

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By Anonymous - 16/02/2014 17:22 - United Kingdom - Cambridge

Today, my boss bitched me out on the sales floor for a good 10 minutes, because I wasn't "smiling the right way" for our customers. FML

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By Flippy - 29/08/2010 00:05 - United States

Today, at work, I was reprimanded for not engaging with customers enough. In an effort to be more friendly, I complimented the next customer on her interesting accent. Turns out it was from a stroke she had last year. FML

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Sunday 12 August 2012 0:20

My god, it's breeding

fylx100 19

Sunday 12 August 2012 0:20

I've lost all hope for humanity...

Comments

Jasonf6 0

Monday 13 August 2012 23:18

Ladies and Gentlemen: The Future of the Human Race. Man, we're ****** if she is allowed to raise or influence that kid in ANY way.

aznfromramsey 6

Tuesday 14 August 2012 19:29

"Pretentious".. Sounds Korean.

eilef 2

Tuesday 14 August 2012 20:57

That baby has lots coming its way ...

ladykatie16 3

Tuesday 14 August 2012 23:24

Oh why did The Jersey Shore have to give my state such terrible reputation. smh.

unicornsbears 5

Wednesday 15 August 2012 9:28

That sux .... God ppl nd to have more respect for others . What us the world comin to nw days? Hope u don gt in trouble w ur boss

fj19 9

Sunday 19 August 2012 15:53

Spare the child!!! Kick her stomach!!!

Jazzyw1997 12

Wednesday 22 August 2012 0:18

Just like in Manchester, that should all be gassed.

AlphaMoonwolf22 1

Friday 28 September 2012 6:28

What the hell happened to the Educational System?!

simsgirlgem 25

Tuesday 13 November 2012 22:21

Jersey Shore and Sixteen and pregnant is why the teens of America make me cry Jersey Shore because its insulting to Italians I have a few friends from Italy and Sixteen and pregnant because we glorify teen pregnancy never trying to point out that its hard for teens to finish school while being a mother