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By fuck you walmart - 26/04/2013 22:03 - United States

Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML

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By WellFineThen - 17/04/2017 05:00 - United States - Cedar Falls

Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML

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By Ellie - 06/07/2022 00:01

Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML

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By Target - 12/02/2013 01:42 - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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tjv3 10

Saturday 27 April 2013 2:43

What does that have to do with her 2nd amendment rights? What a moron

HouseElf 13

Saturday 27 April 2013 2:43

You never know what to expect at a Walmart.

Comments

alphatoomega 21

Saturday 27 April 2013 3:12

Am I the only one wondering what the hell this rant could have sounded like?

jackiemora 18

Saturday 27 April 2013 3:12

Oh jeez some people

brandoneyez1 25

Saturday 27 April 2013 3:12

Clearly uneducated... Doesn't know her amendments at all!

vonnieberdkan 8

Saturday 27 April 2013 3:14

as a cashier myself It ticks me off when someone with 58 items comes through the express lane. if someone had flipped at me like that I would have told them right where to go. definitely didnt deserve it!!

NameInvalid 9

Saturday 27 April 2013 3:24

is everything cleared up?

PrincessPesa 20

Saturday 27 April 2013 3:29

"Ma'am, MA'AM! Put the bananas down and put your hands in the air! ...Now, reach down and slowly remove your head from your ass." Congratulations on surviving your encounter with an absolutely dunderheaded madwoman, OP.

shitsville 13

Saturday 27 April 2013 3:37

Correct me if I'm wrong, as I don't live in the U.S, but isn't the "Second amendment" the right to bear arms?

SpamPam 18

Saturday 27 April 2013 15:51

Yes. " the right of the people to keep and bear arms, shall not be infringed"

twinkiefeets 17

Saturday 27 April 2013 3:41

People really enforce that rule? You can't find anything at work to do other than counting the items in the check out line?

outoftown 26

Saturday 27 April 2013 4:15

When OP works the express line, it's his JOB to enforce it. Customers mostly love it. Kudos to OP for doing his job even if weapons or ammo are involved.

bombtastic 10

Saturday 27 April 2013 5:14

dude. if you were a cashier at walmart working the express lines, you would know why we do it. its called EXPRESS for a reason. and it blows to have pissed off customers if you do let somebody in that has well over a reasonable amount.