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By fuck you walmart - 26/04/2013 22:03 - United States

Today, at work, I was screamed at and slapped by a woman for supposedly violating her 2nd Amendment rights. In reality, I'd simply turned her away from the 10 items or less line because she had well over the allowed number of items. I've no fucking idea what's wrong with some people. FML

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By KatieElizabeth - 27/10/2013 04:57 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at work, I had a customer accuse me of taking the giftcard I had issued her for her return, after spending 15 minutes trying to fix her screwed up transaction. She began to yell, and follow me around the store. Security had to intervene and I had to be locked in an office until she left. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 10:23 - Canada

Today, I was screamed at and told that I was denying someone's "second amendment" by not letting him through with a gun. I work at the border; he was trying to enter Canada. This is not the first time, and it probably won't be the last. FML

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By tired of my job - 29/10/2015 08:33 - Canada - Surrey

Today, I was at work, stocking shelves. A customer got mad because I was in the way of her "shopping time" and knocked down all the work I had done. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 23:00 - United States

Today, while working at a dollar store, I was clobbered by a woman because apparently, I was ripping her off by charging two dollars for two doughnuts. She didn't understand that she couldn't buy multiple items at once for one dollar. FML

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By anonymous - 01/02/2016 06:07 - Canada

Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML

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By WellFineThen - 17/04/2017 05:00 - United States - Cedar Falls

Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML

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By Ellie - 06/07/2022 00:01

Today, I was ringing up a lady’s items; two shoeboxes. Per policy, I’m supposed to open them. She heavily insisted I didn’t. I ignored her and found other merchandise inside. She then went on a rant on how "people should mind their own fucking business" and stormed out of the store without buying. FML

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By Target - 12/02/2013 01:42 - United States

Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML

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By what_the_hell - 20/06/2013 08:35 - Finland - Helsinki

Today, while bagging my groceries at a store, a lady came over to me, took a good look at the food I'd bought, picked out an item and put it in her bag. When I confronted her, she called security on me and told them I wanted to steal her stuff. I got thrown out and she walked away with a smirk. FML

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tjv3 10

Saturday 27 April 2013 2:43

What does that have to do with her 2nd amendment rights? What a moron

HouseElf 13

Saturday 27 April 2013 2:43

You never know what to expect at a Walmart.

Comments

MDTeddy 13

Saturday 27 April 2013 11:19

She must have cheated to get through high-school or she dropped out. Some people are just ******* stupid...like celebs for example. A lot are just not intelligent at all.

TechFire 25

Saturday 27 April 2013 11:34

I had to double-check which one the second amendment was after reading this, since I just couldn't believe that someone could that dumb. Unfortunately, I was right in what I thought it was -.-

Jharrist89 12

Saturday 27 April 2013 13:58

Someone needs a quick lesson on our Constitutional rights one more time Lmao!

doglover100 28

Saturday 27 April 2013 14:15

She needs to re read her amendments

pixie_pix13 16

Saturday 27 April 2013 14:49

I'm just guessing you work at wallmart

interesting33 36

Saturday 27 April 2013 15:12

That is awful! you could charge her with assault. I can't believe she slapped you! A complete stranger!

SpamPam 18

Saturday 27 April 2013 15:49

Sounds like she doesn't know what the 2nd amendment is

skyeyez9 24

Saturday 27 April 2013 16:35

Didn't you know? The 2nd Amendment is "The freedom to have 348 items in the 10 items or less checkout line."

ajh557 22

Saturday 27 April 2013 17:27

Well first off Walmart is the devil, their employes are under paid and their goal it to ruin small businesses sure everything's cheap but the long term price would be a wreaked economy so just quit OP that place is a joke