Work: Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive...

By BoogieCandy. - 23/10/2009 08:56 - Canada

Today, at work, I was standing at the till helping an attractive man. I have a cold and could feel the snot bubbling up. He orders and we flirt for a bit. Just as I'm about to hand him his product, I sneeze quite loudly and forcefully all over his face. Guess I won't be getting that number. FML

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By sammy - 26/03/2020 04:59 - Australia

Today, I was working at the checkout. Trying to be hygienic, I suppressed a sneeze. I continued to serve the next person. As I was giving her her change, she looked at me with a horrified expression. I looked down and my shirt was covered in a trail of snot all the way to my belt. FML

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By Achoo - 31/01/2023 02:30

Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML

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By Roostermann25 - 31/05/2016 01:34 - United States - Lebanon

Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2015 13:37 - United States - Palmer

Today, my boss forced me to come into work despite having a bad cold. While waiting a table, I violently sneezed and sprayed a child's face with snot. His dad got so pissed that my boss had to pretend to fire me just to calm him down. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/03/2017 03:00 - Romania - Bucharest

Today, it's my first day at my new job. Unfortunately, I have a very bad cold. When my boss leaned in to show me something on the computer, I sneezed all over him. A hell of a first impression. FML

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By 911 - 13/11/2008 03:57 - France

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

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By Embarrassed - 01/10/2010 13:06 - United States

Today, I had to sneeze really bad in a restaurant. To avoid sneezing on everybody's food, I turned my head to the side and sneezed, it just so happens a waitress was there serving a table. My nose went straight into her ass. FML

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Gross

By maddie - 15/05/2020 05:00

Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML

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By race - 18/11/2010 08:37 - Australia

Today, I was in a meeting and someone behind me sneezed really loudly. As they were doing so, I felt something cold land on my neck. FML

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New face

By Anonymous - 02/11/2010 14:20 - United States

Today, I went back to work after being sick for a week. While I was gone, they hired a new manager. Trying to score bonus points, and possibly a raise, I went to shake her hand and introduce myself. Just as I was about to say, "Hello, my name is…" I sneezed right in her face. FML

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Friday 23 October 2009 16:47

You might get his lawyer's number :) Did you not learn in kindergarten to cover your nose and mouth when you sneeze? If he gets sick, he could blame your snot attack for his problems.

kwosti 0

Friday 23 October 2009 16:29

That is sooo disgusting - I guess next time you have a cold you will have learnt about handy pack tissues to keep behind the till....

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epicwinmaster 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 0:23

boogiecandy.... lolz

hollywallbanger 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 1:56

sneeze into your elbow!

jonny2x4 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 3:17

YDI for trying to flirt whilst sick. You really have your priorities mixed up girlie. Get well before trying to mix business with pleasure.

DameGreyWulf 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 4:12

Quite right, dear sir. And lady, you could FEEL it coming. You didn't think to, y'know, grab a tissue... turn your head... hold up your hand... anything along those lines...?

Superawesomestev 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 4:53

you are awesome! win!

shellybean87 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 5:53

okay.... o understand that sometimes it's hard to controll your sneezes but jeez u could have at least covered ur mouth or something

lgzspectrum 2

Saturday 24 October 2009 7:47

I really hope you don't work in the food service. You shouldn't of even been at work

Ninjaface 0

Saturday 24 October 2009 8:37

The relationship probably wouldn't have worked out anyways, seeing as he would have soon realized that you're a stupid dipstick who brings her cold to what sounds like a food-related job.