Work: Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs...

By justlittleoldme - 25/07/2012 21:05 - United States - Sarona

Today, at work in a nursing home, I had to kill imaginary dogs in the lunch room, because they were evil and trying to eat everyone. This started with just one person seeing them, to all 30 of them screaming and freaking out. I spent 45 minutes killing imaginary dogs. FML

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Today, I heard whimpering while I was in my bedroom. Thinking it was my parents doing something nasty, I let them do it and turned on my music. My parents came home from work and I realised they were never home. I went into the room and saw my dead dog laying on the floor. FML

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By imalosertho - 11/06/2014 01:01 - Canada - Truro

Today, I was really hungry at work, and my stomach growled loudly. One of my co-workers heard it and thought it was a cat. Ashamed, I played dumb and we ended up spending twenty minutes looking for a cat that I knew didn't exist. FML

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By Need new friends - 18/07/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, my "friends" showed me a video of them pranking my arachnophobic coworker with a fake toy spider. She cried. I told them very bluntly that they're horrible people and owe her an apology. They responded by getting their mean ass dog to antagonize me. I'm afraid of dogs. FML

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Krirn 21

Thursday 26 July 2012 8:45

They weren't seeing dogs, they were just bored.

dude1122332 9

Thursday 26 July 2012 8:45

50 points a kill, you'll prestige in no time!

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Mandar1 0

Sunday 29 July 2012 4:38

You rock for going along with it!!!

Sms23 0

Sunday 29 July 2012 7:52

Pretty typical for nursing home employees... You do everything else EXCEPT your job.

robberry 11

Sunday 29 July 2012 15:27

I'm calling PETA!

grigri75 35

Monday 30 July 2012 2:08

how did you kill them?

Joui_fml 11

Wednesday 1 August 2012 20:52

Wait, nursing home or mental ward?

squeaky1o1 1

Saturday 4 August 2012 12:40

Um, why are you complaining? That would be awesome :) better than cleaning old people duty

vicktoriahart 2

Friday 10 August 2012 7:55

Haha amazing! I would have been like yes! Killing dogs... I should probably actual age but oh well

vicktoriahart 2

Friday 10 August 2012 7:57

*imaginary dogs And act my age

nikkinurse 10

Sunday 12 August 2012 10:41

You're a good person

pabstblueribbon 0

Tuesday 14 August 2012 7:14

I work in a nursing home too, one time I had to kill imaginary spiders! it sucked!!

izawesome96 8

Thursday 20 September 2012 4:54

Best job evar (intentional spelling error)

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