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By Anonymous - 02/03/2016 05:06 - United States - Miami

Today, at work, man who was buying medicine for his son came up to me for help. He didn't know how to explain it to me, so instead he showed me a picture of a rash on his kid's butthole. FML

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By smf_ds - 31/07/2015 20:48 - Portugal - Rebordosa

Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By Uncircumcised Penis - 24/07/2012 09:51 - Canada - Richmond

Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/12/2010 05:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend called me into the bathroom after he had been in there a while. I found him with his pants down, looking at a pimple on his butt in the mirror. He asked me for, "Help." FML

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By Vitani_Verci - 15/01/2016 06:57

Today, one of the kids at the daycare center I work at was so excited at the fact that his constipation was over, he felt the need to bring me his fecal matter, in his hands, to show me. Guess who had to clean up the aftermath. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2010 00:44 - United States

Today, I had to help my dad remove a splinter. From his butt. FML

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By StickyWicket - 14/05/2019 18:00

Today, at work where I'm a physiotherapist, I was helping a patient with lower back pain. While I was massaging him, he shat himself. FML

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By 11niko - 02/02/2012 04:57 - United States

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butthole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

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By Matt - 13/04/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, at work, I wet my pants. I had to throw my tighty-whities away. Since I didn't have underwear on, I chafed real bad and got a rash on my butthole and near my balls. I had to push my boyfriend off of me, all because it hurt too much to touch. FML

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By afather - 14/06/2015 13:41 - United States - Worthing

Today, I had to take my son to the hospital for drinking sunscreen. Apparently, he saw something on the internet that said if he drank it, his body would sweat it out and continually apply it to his body. He's 16. FML

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Swandive235 27

Wednesday 2 March 2016 19:06

Well that's a bit disturbing, why does he have a picture of it?? Hopefully he got what he was looking for though.

VowelMovement 15

Wednesday 2 March 2016 19:34

He couldn't explain what it was. So he took a picture of it to show someone who could help him.

Comments

JackDupp 11

Wednesday 2 March 2016 20:02

I see 3 FMLs here: 1) Having to look at a picture of a rash - infected butthole (like the OP). 2) Having a rash - infected butthole. 3) Having a parent with a picture of said rash - infected) butthole who is willing to show others (even if in a medical context)

vikky538 28

Wednesday 2 March 2016 20:05

I guess your job never gets boring

NostalgiaFreak9 41

Wednesday 2 March 2016 21:13

It's situations like that where I wish memory wiping was possible.

morgasshk 14

Wednesday 2 March 2016 21:16

Why didn't he just take the child to the doctor like a normal sane person? Father of the year....

PhoenixChick 26

Wednesday 2 March 2016 21:34

Why didn't he take the kid to the doctor and get a prescription if he really couldn't describe it? If it was simple enough to be treated with over-the-counter stuff, it could probably have been described with the phrase "he has a rash on his butthole."

xnemesis1981 15

Wednesday 2 March 2016 21:42

If you work in a pharmacy - that's part and parcel of the job. It's not like he stuck the rash bare under your nostrils. If you don't work in a pharmacy, you shouldn't have to give that kind of advice.

FujisakiChihiro 24

Wednesday 2 March 2016 22:50

*Sees OP is from Florida* That explains a lot...

hunnykhan 11

Wednesday 2 March 2016 23:42

how do you check location on posts?? (m new to this world)

jdw17 13

Wednesday 2 March 2016 23:02

Well it's your job to be fair....

joshklander 11

Wednesday 2 March 2016 23:23

Sounds like you need some brain bleach! I'd say this is a reminder that while it would be nice to be able to see, being blind has some advantages. ?

Xeivan 15

Thursday 3 March 2016 0:12

How hard was it to say a rash? That's all that had to be said!!!

DoomedGemini 37

Thursday 3 March 2016 3:44

Yes, because "rash" let's them instantly know what type it is

PhoenixChick 26

Thursday 3 March 2016 15:24

36- if they want a specific medical diagnosis and treatment rather than, say, a topical cream that treats rashes in general, you go to a DOCTOR. A pharmacist fills prescriptions and can recommend over-the-counter treatments for common ailments. The guy OP was talking about was doing the equivalent of walking into a auto parts store with a picture of his car and asking why it was making a funny noise. Not the place, not the way you diagnose.