Work: Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on...

By Anonymous - 02/10/2011 20:35 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I found that my coworker left an "upper decker" in the toilet as a prank. I didn't realize this until I flushed. The poop clogged the top part of the toilet, which would not stop filling. I had to reach into the poopy water to unplug it. All I went in there to do was pee, and I had the CFO of our company waiting. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By Lucas - 11/02/2022 06:00

Today, our boss gave me and my team a final warning, because of a prank that one of my workmates played on him. It isn't the first time shit happens. The boss won't let us dispute it, either. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 21:10 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML

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You laugh, you lose

By YOUFUCKINGFUCKSOCK - 03/11/2012 00:23 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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Under new management

By NotAThief - 17/07/2017 20:00

Today, I got a talking-to at work from my new manager for eating other peoples' lunches. Immediately afterwards, I watched my manager leave the room, take MY lunch, and begin eating it. Apparently my new manager is the thief, and I'm now the office pariah who gets the blame. Nobody believes me. FML

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Phantom shitter

By eirbear - 14/09/2018 18:30

Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML

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You deserved it 144

By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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azcardinals1307 2

Monday 3 October 2011 0:58

I suspect it's because they're tired of your stupid pranks.

Mjwnenrjs 17

Monday 3 October 2011 1:01

What is an upper decker??

Comments

stroudie94 9

Monday 3 October 2011 1:11

Paybacks a bitch

Raori 23

Monday 3 October 2011 1:21

You may as well go and back one out on the bosses desk now.

2ndSucks 15

Monday 3 October 2011 1:22

You had it coming for you, buddy.

14RoussertA 0

Sunday 25 December 2011 7:17

I like your profile pic lol

bigAC 6

Monday 3 October 2011 1:24

who else would have "framed" you?

SPC117 5

Monday 3 October 2011 1:25

Wait wats an upper decker? Sry if it's a stupid question...

iknowimawesome 13

Monday 3 October 2011 1:27

It's when you take a dump in the tank of the shitter so all of it comes back down when the next person flushes. Pretty sick...

YoNdO15 0

Monday 3 October 2011 2:57

it's f**king hilarious though hahaha

iknowimawesome 13

Monday 3 October 2011 3:55

It is pretty hilarious :)

iknowimawesome 13

Monday 3 October 2011 1:30

I bet it was your boss trying to get you fired.

mdtiger 13

Monday 3 October 2011 1:32

Fyl for being framed but ydi too because you acknowledge you are the office prankster.

Rob777 0

Monday 3 October 2011 1:51

How hard is it to just say "nah I was doing [insert random activity here] with [insert loyal friend willing to lie here] " she says " oh ok im sorry for accusing you"