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By Anonymous - 02/10/2011 20:35 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I found that my coworker left an "upper decker" in the toilet as a prank. I didn't realize this until I flushed. The poop clogged the top part of the toilet, which would not stop filling. I had to reach into the poopy water to unplug it. All I went in there to do was pee, and I had the CFO of our company waiting. FML

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By YOUFUCKINGFUCKSOCK - 03/11/2012 00:23 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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By NotAThief - 17/07/2017 20:00

Today, I got a talking-to at work from my new manager for eating other peoples' lunches. Immediately afterwards, I watched my manager leave the room, take MY lunch, and begin eating it. Apparently my new manager is the thief, and I'm now the office pariah who gets the blame. Nobody believes me. FML

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By eirbear - 14/09/2018 18:30

Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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azcardinals1307 2

Monday 3 October 2011 0:58

I suspect it's because they're tired of your stupid pranks.

Mjwnenrjs 17

Monday 3 October 2011 1:01

What is an upper decker??

Comments

TheSmoothDude 10

Monday 3 October 2011 2:36

No one really likes the prankster so you should probably stop being that if you want a better reputation.

DrewsFML 8

Monday 3 October 2011 2:39

Fire you for an upper-decker? Wow, that shit's over the top.

FiestaInMyPants 8

Monday 3 October 2011 2:50

I see what you did there..

irokyoursox 6

Monday 3 October 2011 3:52

No suspend him

ForTheRavers 11

Monday 3 October 2011 2:39

Upper decker is when you poop in the upper tank of the toilet

stevenmx86 7

Monday 3 October 2011 2:41

How is this not a Ydi? Ydi for being "the office prankster" grow the **** up...

icefshng8 9

Monday 3 October 2011 4:38

^agree

hogs3212 0

Monday 3 October 2011 3:24

U should have gone and shit on his desk.... Then he could have compared the 2

kitkatknicknack 12

Monday 3 October 2011 3:32

What goes around comes around

hannahcorrine 0

Monday 3 October 2011 4:25

Urbandictionary!

ohmandapants 16

Monday 3 October 2011 4:32

It's your own fault for building that reputation. You probably went too far or you pranked someone with no sense of humor and they got you back

deviable 9

Monday 3 October 2011 4:54

If your pranks are bad enough that the actually think you'd do it, then I suspect you had it coming.

xFMILYFEx 0

Monday 3 October 2011 8:36

I guess not everyone can be Jim Halpert.

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