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By Anonymous - 02/10/2011 20:35 - United Kingdom

Today, at work, my boss went to the single-stall bathroom on our floor. The next thing I know, I'm on suspension pending review because some asshole left an upper-decker in the toilet. Since I'm the office prankster, all suspicion is now on me. I've been framed by my own colleagues. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2024 06:00 - United States

Today, I found that my coworker left an "upper decker" in the toilet as a prank. I didn't realize this until I flushed. The poop clogged the top part of the toilet, which would not stop filling. I had to reach into the poopy water to unplug it. All I went in there to do was pee, and I had the CFO of our company waiting. FML

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Just a prank, bro

By Lucas - 11/02/2022 06:00

Today, our boss gave me and my team a final warning, because of a prank that one of my workmates played on him. It isn't the first time shit happens. The boss won't let us dispute it, either. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2013 21:10 - United States - Silver Spring

Today, one of my co-workers was fired after my manager discovered him pissing in the office coffee pot. I had three cups before I found out what had happened. FML

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You laugh, you lose

By YOUFUCKINGFUCKSOCK - 03/11/2012 00:23 - United Kingdom - Gloucester

Today, I gave a big presentation at work, hoping to impress my boss and angle for a promotion. I was already nervous, but a co-worker at the back kept making goofy faces, causing me to repeatedly break into laughter. My boss accused me of being high, and suspended me on the spot. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By jeed(1) - 25/08/2013 21:36 - France - Marseille

Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML

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By his word vs mine = me suspended - 10/08/2013 18:41 - United Kingdom - Stockport

Today, I was carrying a stack of paperwork at work, when my pen rolled off and onto the floor. As soon as I bent down to pick it up, a nearby co-worker, who's always hated me, accused me of putting on a show and sexually harassing him. He actually followed up by reporting me to HR. FML

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By NotAThief - 17/07/2017 20:00

Today, I got a talking-to at work from my new manager for eating other peoples' lunches. Immediately afterwards, I watched my manager leave the room, take MY lunch, and begin eating it. Apparently my new manager is the thief, and I'm now the office pariah who gets the blame. Nobody believes me. FML

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By eirbear - 14/09/2018 18:30

Today, someone had explosive diarrhea in my bathroom at work and didn't clean it up. I'm the only woman in the office and I have only one toilet with no window or fan, so I have to leave the door open to air it out. It's right beside the canteen. Everyone will think it was me. FML

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By hanmart - 15/11/2009 05:12 - United States

Today, I found out that my coworker shared a laugh with the boss about setting the office desk on fire (which he actually did), while ten minutes later I was threatened with being fired because I made paper snowflakes and hung a few of them next to the computer. FML

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azcardinals1307 2

Monday 3 October 2011 0:58

I suspect it's because they're tired of your stupid pranks.

Mjwnenrjs 17

Monday 3 October 2011 1:01

What is an upper decker??

Comments

RightSaidDredd 7

Monday 3 October 2011 9:50

Demand trial by dna, problem solved.

Zebidee 8

Monday 3 October 2011 12:02

I agree. In your next job, you'll know to act like a professional who is being paid to be there, not like some sort of childish idiot.

Jasonf6 0

Monday 3 October 2011 13:01

Your boss can't do that. File a complain.

darkmis1 17

Monday 3 October 2011 14:16

Well maybe you should be a little more mature and stop pulling pranks all the time, then maybe you won't automatically be a suspect.

Joey44 15

Monday 3 October 2011 14:30

If you've actually been suspended for this, then you have to have pulled a **** load of pranks before this happened. And they must have all been as bad or worse (in terms of the consequences to the people getting pranked) as this one. I suspect boss had already made it clear to you that if something else happened you'd be in serious trouble, and your long-suffering co-workers decided to take the opportunity to get rid of you. Which I actually don't blame them for.

alexgreen55 10

Monday 3 October 2011 17:36

next time you should just shit right on their desks. Yeah thats a real prank.

SwtCherryPie 26

Monday 3 October 2011 20:23

So i had to look this up on urban dictionary... thats pretty sick

cajekraze 7

Monday 3 October 2011 20:44

Don't be a prankster, dick. YDI

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Tuesday 4 October 2011 0:02

Well that sucks, but I'm 50/50 on this one. FYL for being blamed for something you didn't do, but YDI for being a prankster. That was probably the person's motive - they knew they could get away with blaming you.