By Anonymous - 06/12/2015 09:58 - United States - Asheville

Today, at work, my vindictive, cheating ex made me clean and inspect her new wedding ring. FML
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Tripartita 44

"Oh, nice, so you've finally pooled the money from your many lovers to get one ring. Good thinking."

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NParks70 8

Make sure it fits your 'ring' before giving it back.....

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DanaeZee 18

And didn't you feel relieved you're not her poor husband? FHisL and be glad you're free! (I would have had to bite my tongue for not laughing in her face:-))

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Earl_KarmasBitch 34

We can clean the ring, we charge extra for dealing with ***** removal though.

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amccaul1976 8

I can usually play mind games with the bast of them. I would do a through job of cleaning it and just as I gave it back say something like 'I am so glad you will be wearing my talent all over your new ring, enjoy.' or 'glad I could 'clean' your ring for you there weren't any 'problems' doing it. and don't worry it is all good now. *wink* now she can't trust your work but you know it's all good and in her head can she really go around wearing a dirty ring?

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pasupathymuthu 16

As far as I have seen, women who show off their wedding rings a lot are usually gold diggers. Be happy that you escaped from her. Something better is in store for you. Chin Up.

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gamermonster 34

Should have said that the diamond was made of glass :)

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LucasVDB 23

Steal the diamond and replace it with a cubic zirconia.

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