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By Auston - 17/07/2011 05:16 - United States

Today, at work, our team started a new sales strategy of selling flowers to men by asking them to buy one for their lovely ladies. The first guy I ask ends up crying and telling me his wife passed away a week ago. The woman with him was actually his sister. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/06/2009 14:09 - Australia

Today, I went into work and noticed one of my fellow colleagues had a large bunch of flowers on her desk. As soon as I saw her, I immediately said, "Happy Birthday!" Everyone went quiet. It wasn't her birthday; her father had died. FML

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By hc11bmd - 19/06/2012 17:20 - United States - Bethel

Today, I asked a coworker what she'd bought her dad for father's day. She said that she got him some flowers, and I laughed because I thought it was a rather feminine gift for a man. I later found out that the flowers were for his grave. FML

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Live, laugh, love no one

By Anonymous - 15/03/2021 23:01

Today, I got flowers from a secret admirer. Turns out they were from my sister's in-laws who own a flower shop. Apparently, everyone feels bad that I'm single and they are convinced I'm gonna die alone. FML

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By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML

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Honey, you've got some explaining to do

By darren - 08/04/2024 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

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Good

By fistpumpin4life - 10/10/2010 00:51 - France

Today, at work, I asked a lady how she was doing. When she replied, I didn't understand her, and instead of asking her what she'd said, I just replied with, "Oh, that's good." What she'd said that I didn't understand was that her husband had just died. FML

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Confusion

By oh god. - 14/05/2014 23:16 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, while at work, I asked an older customer how he was doing. He told me that he'd just lost his wife. I gave my condolences before he clarified that his wife was not dead, but was lost in Walmart. FML

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By Mitch - 19/07/2012 17:36 - Puerto Rico - Bayamon

Today, while I was working my shift at the store, my girlfriend appeared and asked to talk to me. Once we were alone, she burst into tears and started sobbing. Turns out someone's dad died in her favorite TV show and she wanted some comfort. FML

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By lonesomegal - 30/01/2015 18:11 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, my sister asked me how my boyfriend was doing. He died two years ago. She was the first person I told. FML

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Sussy

By Anonymous - 11/09/2023 07:30

Today, on a whim, I bought my wife some flowers on my way home. She put them in a vase then asked me what stupid thing I did that I’m pre-apologising for. She refuses to believe I bought her flowers for any other reason. Man, I must be a really shitty husband. FML

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Sunday 17 July 2011 12:06

It's not like you knew. Oh well ¯|(°_o)/¯ Sucks to be him, though.

redbluegreen 40

Sunday 17 July 2011 12:09

Roses are red, Violets are blue. This rhyme's overdone, But at least I'm not you.

Comments

MyMetalRomance 3

Sunday 17 July 2011 12:11

YDI. New lesson, dont go up to any man thinking that the lady is their wife or gf.

lajaynay 15

Sunday 17 July 2011 17:13

Your logic astounds me. OP should be psychic and know everyone's relationship when they walk in?

Ranimal 12

Sunday 17 July 2011 12:13

It's not like you could have known. Should have given him a hug and a flower.

DjeePee 24

Sunday 17 July 2011 12:13

I'm sure his sister is a lovely lady too.

Legendslayer222 26

Sunday 17 July 2011 12:16

This is where your boss comes in and fires you for upsetting the customers! :0 Tough luck, hope his sister wanted the flowers anyway.

warsha 0

Sunday 17 July 2011 12:17

oh noooooo :(... were you able to give him one for free as an excuse??

Lisa_Simpson_fml 5

Sunday 17 July 2011 12:19

Try selling them to Cletus and his family, I'm sure you won't have a problem, if you think their sisters are their wives. Bart would have been the first non-relative to marry into their family when he almost had to marry Mary.