Miscellaneous: Today, at work, there was some teenage hoodlums outside in our... - FML

By noballs - 18/08/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, at work, there was some teenage hoodlums outside in our parking lot. When I tell them to leave, one of the bigger guys steps up and says "I'll kick your ass!". I yell "No balls!", to the teen. He then whips me to the ground and sits on my face, proving to me that he did. FML

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foxtmac218 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 16:56

this was me and no they were like 17. im 19 and my boss told me it was bad for buisness to have them loitering in our parking lot so i told them to leave. when i said no balls i figured he would walk away. the guy was strong as hell

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xHaniffax 0

Tuesday 18 August 2009 12:32

Even if he had "no balls", you most certainly have "no brain".

disney_blonde 16

Tuesday 18 August 2009 13:13

"Teenage hoodlums"? How old you you? Just shake your cane at them and let it go.

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krad204 21

Thursday 26 January 2012 9:47

Knife a bitch?

_krystallynn_ 11

Tuesday 12 March 2013 22:57

"Teenagers scare the living shit outta me"

mollyjynxjax 28

Friday 24 May 2013 22:33

You're the dumb **** who yelled an immature insult at a bung of kids. YDI for sure!

GingerrWithSoul 6

Friday 23 August 2013 3:15

Pwned.

WickedFan 12

Saturday 7 September 2013 10:37

You know what I just love when there are hoodlums? Calling the cops Also *were

bassfisher100 23

Sunday 26 April 2015 15:10

you earned it

bgbailey 7

Wednesday 4 November 2015 5:48

yeah dumbass, should have been carrying. could have shot his balls off. then said see told ya

youwontfindnemo 8

Sunday 3 January 2016 16:25

You got rekt son

jaybaby696 5

Monday 21 March 2016 17:40

thats when you bite down.

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