By noballs - 18/08/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, at work, there was some teenage hoodlums outside in our parking lot. When I tell them to leave, one of the bigger guys steps up and says "I'll kick your ass!". I yell "No balls!", to the teen. He then whips me to the ground and sits on my face, proving to me that he did. FML
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foxtmac218 0

this was me and no they were like 17. im 19 and my boss told me it was bad for buisness to have them loitering in our parking lot so i told them to leave. when i said no balls i figured he would walk away. the guy was strong as hell

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Even if he had "no balls", you most certainly have "no brain".

"Teenage hoodlums"? How old you you? Just shake your cane at them and let it go.

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I know it has already been said, but who the **** says no balls?

theyare not hudlams ur juata fag! they dont have to leave if they are not doing anything

Dictionary: hood·lum (hūd'ləm, hʊd'-) 1.A gangster; a thug. 2.A tough, often aggressive or violent youth. I'm willing to bet they probably WERE doing something, or at least were disturbing customers in which case, as an employee, the OP is inclined to have to ask them to leave.

tangerine_12 0

1- what the hell? are you an old man? i mean, seriously, who the **** uses the word "hoodlums"??? thats so retarded. 2- yur the one with no balls.

I use the word hoodlum, lol Of course, I use a lot of out-of-date terms. Rad.

Turpentina 0

YDI. Like 108 said... Who still uses the word hoodlum?

Oh yeah, Dynamite is MUCH safer than a gun being wielded by someone who knows how to use it! I'm sure it worked fine, but a gun would have been much less effort :)

And another thing....why would you insault teenagers by callig them "hoodlums" when 99 ******* % of people that use this are teenagers!?!?!?